Hey fucking cat

You've got one of those dueling bicycles, right?

So hey Isabel you're running that dumb Divine thing now.

I was wondering out of sheer curiosity and no other motive how someone could tell if they were a Psychic Duelist?

[Eventan]
*HOLY SHIT JINN ANGIE JUST RODE THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR RIDING A TIGER.*

So hey it's okay if I bring like

fifteen cats home right.

And a few dogs.

Also a turtle.

Okay yeah I'm gonna do that.

Well I got to use that thing I threw together for when I quit my job ( Read more... )

Wonder what I should do with my job now.

Let's see. I could swallow my pride and work under Isabel and continue to stably bring in money for doing nothing but sit on my ass..

Or I could do the responsible thing. Quit and spend all of the money I saved from it on booze and gambling in some inane get rich quick scheme.

Decisions decisions.

*So hey you're a cool guy you're in Domino minding your own business when FUCKIN' FIREWORKS FROM NOWHERE

Some fatass is setting off fireworks for presumably no reason, y'should see what's up*

Well guess I better quit my job and be a housewife now.

HEY FUCKING CAT I NEED YOU TO THROW A BANANA TRUCK INTO THE TOP OF A BUILDING

So what the fuck.

I was eating a goddamn banana split and the fucking monkey jumped in my head to tell me something and then noticed the fucking banana split and then said "Oh, nevermind. Carry on old chap wot wot" or some British shit.

I hate all of you fucking faggots SO FUCKING MUCH that I can't even fucking shove my foot in the cat's face anymore because of you morons

Fucking shit, go have a manly fucking picnic and stop sucking.