Chapter 2

[heroic_commoner]

Stupid "EAT ME" bananas. What am I supposed to do now?

Never mind about the rabbit for now, but a caterpillar told me there should be some mushrooms around here that can turn me back to normal. If anyone can find them, I'd really appreciate it.

[[Alice!Haruhi is currently roughly 6 inches tall, trying to stay out of heavy foot traffic areas.

Comments

[mistshine]

*hoshit Mist not looking where she's going with a big bag of groceries!*

[heroic_commoner]

Hey! Watch out!

[mistshine]

Huh?

*sets her feet down and looks around*

...?

[heroic_commoner]

Down here. Be careful.

[semper_fi_bitch]

[[Alice!Haruhi has a Grasshopper!Grif all up in her face now.]]

Shit, dude, I haven't seen any mushrooms at all. I sure could use some, though. I'm starving.

[heroic_commoner]

Ah. A talking grasshopper.

Are you out of food?

[semper_fi_bitch]

Yeah, man, this is really shitty weather for finding food.

[heroic_commoner]

Why are you just starting now? It's winter already.

[shitsuji_sorewa]

*stares*

A-ALICE-SAN?! What happened?! You're the size of a bug!!

[heroic_commoner]

I ate a banana, and it made me shrink somehow.

[shitsuji_sorewa]

Shrinking bananas? I'll have to be careful...

Don't worry though, I'll keep you safe until it wears off!

[heroic_commoner]

I don't mind, but it's really more important for me to find those mushrooms first.

[a_normal_human]

*meanwhile Kyon is walking around very stiffly as if he's really pissed off*

*this is because he can't find his girlfriend who doesn't even know who he is*

*wth*