Abnormal.

[heroic_commoner]

Is it just me, or is it actually getting steadily weirder around here?

Between the wizards turning people huge, and the explosions in the apartments, and every new person thinking they're in a video game or something... honestly, I just want to go one day without something completely bizarre happening.

I don't think I'm gonna get my wish.

Comments

[allthingstodust]

I suppose, then, that you'd consider the phrase, "May you lead an interesting life" a curse?

[heroic_commoner]

It's fine for things to be interesting from time to time, I just wish it wasn't all the time.

[allthingstodust]

Well, I suppose that's the price of admission. Perhaps one day, things will calm down.

[heroic_commoner]

At this point, if everything calmed down, I'd just get nervous, like the island was softening me up before killing me or something.

[blazing_style]

Trust me, I know how you feel.

[heroic_commoner]

Uh... not to be judgmental or anything, but weren't you the guy who was bench pressing a cruise ship?

[blazing_style]

U-uh, yeah, well...

It's not that weird, is it?

[heroic_commoner]

It's weird. Also, impossible.

[bamf_with_wings]

You can't tell me that you're just now noticing. As long as I've been here, things have always been like this.

[heroic_commoner]

I guess so. It's just been getting on my nerves more than usual, lately.

[bamf_with_wings]

I can see why. The arrival of that new, crazy girl seems to have pushed things over the edge.

[heroic_commoner]

Yeah, that was the last thing I needed.

She's from my world, too. We even went to the same school, I think.

[voice]

[chalk_witch]

Vye-dee-oh?

[heroic_commoner]

They're not important.

[chalk_witch]

What is it?

A vyedio game.

[heroic_commoner]

Uh... it's kind of hard to explain. They're something a lot of guys do for fun where I'm from.

[hailbeautyqueen]

You got that right, dood. There's some real weird people around here.

[heroic_commoner]

Yeah. Like you.

[hailbeautyqueen]

Wait, what? That's not very nice, dood!

[heroic_commoner]

You're magical talking penguins. No matter how you look at it, it's weird.