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[heroicdork]

Well blow me down, this be a fine place t'dock ship in!! Be this Shinra's expertise or some mischief afoot? Thar be quite a lark t'endure were the speech familiar to this old sea dog!

Yarr, that hurts me tongue to say, but nothin' be too pricey for the great Cap'n Zack! Still a soldier... This ol'dog can do anything

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[pitfallen]

.............. Dweeb ahoy.

[heroicdork]

Dweeb first class, baby! ♥

[pitfallen]

You'll wanna be hangin' that kinda terminology 'round me, Sir, 'less bein' gutted appeals to ye.

[heroicdork]

Aw c'mon, sis! It's just for the laughs! Honest to goodness!

[killerdimples]

Lost?

[heroicdork]

I'm never lost! Just a little out of the way, buddy! Uh, you talking normally or do I have to pull that weird talk out again?

[killerdimples]

No, I'm fine.

Also, name's Lee.

[heroicdork]

I'm Zack! Nice to meetcha, Lee. Been here long? ♥ Fancy place here, aint it.

[ilikegeeks]

I thought Corny was bad..

Hope you don't plan to do this with all the curses, some can get real nasty.

[heroicdork]

Curses, bud? And I thought nothing could get worse than that Highwind pilot... you mean this is an illness?!

[ilikegeeks]

Maybe. Most of these curses only last a day.

[heroicdork]

Aw, and here I thought I could get used to it! So uh, where is this anyway?

[floweralchemist]

Arr, our speech be a curse, not a regular 'appening. The City'll be back to normal by the morrow.

[heroicdork]

Well blow me down, little lady~ ♥ And here I was trying to be like the natives, yarr~

[floweralchemist]

Aye, but it be mostly 'armless fun. Methinks I'd be imitatin' the speech like yerself if'n I weren't cursed.

This seadog be called Iris; who be ye?

[heroicdork]

Oh, oh, I can do this!! Doesn't take a genius, little lady~ uh.. lesse...

Thar be a fine name for a lass like your pretty self. This buccaneer is the finest soldier to sail the seas, and all shall remember the name of the greatest Zack~!

... How'd I do? ♥

[ex_undamaged467]

You are not cursed?

[heroicdork]

I would call it socially exempt at the moment... but it's not really so bad! ♥

[ex_undamaged467]

I do not understand.

Who are you?

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[heroicdork]

It's ZACKSPEAK for "I WANT TO BE LIKE YOU COOL FOLKS!!" Not too hard to comprehend, little lady!