━(six).

[heroine]

This is really for Amber hyung, for whenever she may have questions, and can actually remember them. ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ But anyone can comment, at anytime. ^^

i will be completely honest. you can ask me any questions you want, via any way you can think of to reach me - any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, or wrong it is. i will answer via whichever way

Comments

[ajol]

How do you stop being excessively cheesy?

[heroine]

You grate yourself.

[ajol]

Dude, I know someone who calls abs, like... cheese graters.

[heroine]

Aren't they washboards or chocolate squares!?

[ajol]

Best question ever!
What's the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[heroine]

One inch per hour.

[ajol]

Nope.
Educate yourself, Jinri~

[heroine]

But I don't like birds...! ㅠㅠㅠㅠ Even if these ones are prettier than pigeons...

[ajol]

Do you know why it's called 7Up?

[heroine]

Because it sounds better than HoldUp.

[ajol]

Naw. It's cuz they actually mixed 7 flavors to get that flavor.

[heroine]

Like the seven deadly sins?

[ajol]

I thought you'd have three pages here by now...
Anyways, a new question popped in my head and you're the first person I thought I should ask so...

"When someone gives you soap or perfume as a present, what are they trying to say?"

Cuz the message I'm getting is, "You stink. Here, because I am considerate, I impart upon you a product that will help fix this problem."

[heroine]

"You're such a princess that you can pull off any sort of scent and I humbly present this gift to you in hopes that you'll enjoy this scent."

[ajol]

How are you so brilliant at this?
But I meant in general, okay, not like... you, you.
Cuz you're obviously into perfumes and stuff.

[heroine]

You especially challenge me to think outside the box~

But also! It's fun to figure out how the perfume goes with your pheromones!

[ajol]

How do you politely tell someone that their cologne makes him smell like a douche bag?

[heroine]

Aegyo, and "Wah, your cologne is so strong~~" ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ;;

[ajol]

I'm glad I asked. I totally would've just gone and said, "Dude, you smell like a douchebag," and step away.

[heroine]

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Aigoo, hyung, that'd probably be a better approach - depending on who it is!