[ Voice; ]

[heroisms]

I.

[ The sound of something...fleshy being smashed into the floor with great force. ]

WANT.

[ SMASH ]

THIS.

[ SMASH ]

CHIP.

[ SMASH ]

OUT.

[ Snarling; quite a bit of snarling, actually ]

NOW!

[ static ]

[ ooc: Gilly "stumbled" onto a nest of Metal Heads. Joy; I promise this'll be the last "hunting" post for awhile -_-;; ]

Comments

[twothrones]

Have you considered bribing those responsible for removing chips? Or kidnapping and threatening them with the bloodied edge of whatever blade you keep? That seems a common solution in these lands.

[heroisms]

The first did not work, and the second is beneath me, Little Prince. I thought you, of all of these mongrels, would know that.

[twothrones]

I know desperation drives a man to go against his nature and carry out tasks he once thought immoral and heinous. I know that better than I know you.

What did you offer them?

[heroisms]

Touche.

Strength. Protection. The world at their feet -- each offer, summarily dismissed.

[erhabenheit]

Join the club.

[heroisms]

No.

[erhabenheit]

Sure? No dues. You just have to be fucking pissed off.

[mufufu]

Do you know where it's located?

[heroisms]

Does it matter? I arrived here in August, meaning that no one knows where it may be.

[mufufu]

It matters because I happen to be bored out of my mind and I can perform the required surgery you seek.

1/2

[heroisms]

!

[leggomyeco]

Metal Heads...?

Aim for their hind legs.

...and I wouldn't touch the purple stuff they bleed, either.

[heroisms]

I've been killing these things for some time, Long Ear. Don't assume that we are all weak.

[leggomyeco]

That so, Round Ear?

[heroisms]

Very much so.

[quirky_sitar]

Gosh, chill!

Don't work yourself all up!

[heroisms]

I AM NOT "WORKING" MYSELF UP, DEMYX

[References Spinal Tap, FTW]

[quirky_sitar]

It sure sounds it, yeesh.

These amps don't go up to 11, you know?

[If only Gilgamesh knew wh at that was.]

[heroisms]

Stop speaking nonsense and get to your point.