Ganked from
konora. She did it for Transformers though, and here I'm going to do Oofuri.
1. Haruna
2. Roka
3. Mizutani
4. Akimaru
5. Abe
6. Hamada
7. Chiyo
8. Izumi
9. Kaguyama
10. Aoi
Q1 - Have you ever written a five/ten fanfiction before? (Abe/Aoi)
NO BUT THAT WOULD BE KIND OF HOT. Abe would be stuck with a pitcher who, like Haruna, can do the no-signs thing with his regular catcher, but Aoi is usefully Haruna-obsessed which would drive Abe absolutely insane. Eventually, obviously, this turns him on.
Q2 - Do you think three is hot? How hot? (Mizutani)
"Hot" is not exactly the word for it. I mean, he IS, but he's one of those hot people who actually makes himself come off as less hot than he actually is because he is usually so goofy all the time.
Q3 - What would happen if six got one pregnant? (Hamada-->Haruna)
LOLOLOL AMAZINGNESS THAT IS WHAT. Haruna would initially be extremely peeved that it wasn't the ex-pitcher getting pregnant, that would be just so unfair and goes against the natural order of things. But then he'll get into it after a while since men don't usually get pregnant and so maybe this is just further proof of how amazing and exceptional he is. Hamada will initially be very wigged out because didn't they use protection?? but eventually he too will calm down, and get into it, since Haruna makes for a surprisingly adorable pregnant person and is demanding and needy, which somehow he'll like. Haruna will also manage to finesse a deal where, after he gives birth, Hamada is the one who has to take care of the baby, since he will need to be a breadwinner by being a famous pitcher and all.
Akimaru, in the meanwhile, will be off in the corner somewhere, gnashing his teeth and overcome with jealousy because why wasn't it him????. He would have given an arm and a leg to be allowed to be the one to impregnate Haruna. HE wants to be the dad of Haruna's baby! It would drive him nuts and yet he will be unable to exact revenge since he'd never, ever want to hurt the father of Haruna's child. He'd end up crying a lot. ;__;
Q4 - Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Kaguyama)
You know, I don't think I've ever seen any fics about Kaguyama. Poor Kaguyan. D:
Q5 - Would seven and two make a good couple? (Chiyo/Roka)
If Chiyo is on top???? Sure! She's probably make a good couple with almost anyone so long as no one was bossing her around and she still got to be herself. It's hard to imagine chemistry between them though so it would probably have to involve sex magic to get things going...
Q6 - Four/eight or four/nine? (Akimaru/Izumi or Akimaru/Kaguyama).
4/9 is more plausible but I think I'm more interested in 4/8. XD
So, like, this takes the two fanonically chillest and sluttiest characters and puts them together. Each of them has a deep, unrequited love of some adorably oblivious object of their affections (Akimaru loving Haruna, Izumi loving Mizutani, OF COURSE), and at some practice match between Nishiura and Musashino they get to talking and hit it off, and both kind of notice each other's deep, deep crush, and this causes a spark of sympathy to form between them, so they make plans to meet up and before they know it are both having super hot casual sex with each other. Akimaru becomes enamored of Izumi's adorable freckles and sometimes Izumi's hair flops around in a Harunaish way, which causes Akimaru to like Izumi more and more, and Izumi in turn enjoys that Akimaru shares his disdain for Abe and the fact that Akimaru is a great listener and sympathizer (and is really good with his hands and dick).
Q7 - What would happen if seven discovered that three and eight had a secret relationship? (Chiyo --> Mizutani/Izumi)
I SWEAR I DID NOT PLAN THIS. But Chiyo would probably be kind of relieved that Mizutani has apparently moved on. And she'd never let on to either one of them that she knew, but eventually Izumi (who is observant) would figure out that she knew, and would be happy to realize she is not at all upset about this, and will appreciate all the subtle ways that she is supporting their secret relationship, so in turn he will give his subtle support to her crush on Abe, which he has also noticed. This serves several interests, since Izumi figures that if Abe got in a relationship with Chiyo he might chill the fuck out and leave Mihashi alone for more than five minutes at a time. Izumi also legit likes Chiyo and wants to see her happy, although of course he finds her taste in men a bit inexplicable... and it's not like he HATES Abe or anything, and Abe IS pretty hot...
Q8 - Can you write a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fanfiction? (Roka/Hamada)
INTRIGUIING. Hamada, like Takii, is someone who has been taken out of the game of baseball because of injury... but unlike Takii, has the potential to actually play again, even if he might never be as good as he used to be. Roka, in one of his usual evil schemes, has decided that striking up a friendship with the excessively chatty and friendly Hamada would serve his interests in supporting his old friend Takii, but once he discovers the common bond between Takii and Hamada, he find himself attracted to the easy-going Hamada, much against his will, and so his resolve to squeeze information out of Hamada morphs into a desire to get Hamada back in the game...
Q9 - Is their such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? (Akimaru/Aoi)
NO BUT I'D LIKE TO SEE THIS. Oh Akimaru. You would enjoy fucking around with a pitcher who is almost as Haruna obsessed as you are, wouldn't you? It's hard to see how this would start out as fluffy but maybe it could end that way if Akimaru got to enjoying Aoi's adorableness for its own sake. And Aoi DOES make the best stressed out faces ever!
Q10 - Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. (Haruna/Abe)
SWEAR TO GOD I DID NOT GAME THIS. Jeez. Anyway, how about "Hit Me With Your Best Shot?"
Q11 - What kind of plot would you use for a three/seven fic? (Mizutani/Chiyo)
TOTAL FLUFF. It would have to involve some bittersweet moving on, on Chiyo's part, since she has her canonical crush on Abe and I think it's actually a pretty deep and meaningful thing for her. The obvious thing would be "Chiyo discovers Abe/Mihashi relationship, angst ensues" but I don't want to do that to her, precisely because it IS so obvious. So I think I'll just go with a natural evolution of the YWNF dynamic I've set for Mizutani and her, where Mizutani is a wannabe magician and does magic tricks for her all the time, and slowly she just realizes that Mizutani IS charming and adorable and his earnest dorky feelings get through to her and everything is wonderful. Fic ends with a kiss and holding hands. Maybe a sunset.
Q12 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven het? What about nine slash? (Chiyo het, Kaguyama slash).
I'm fairly sure people read Chiyo het, although I suspect they are actually reading more Chiyo YURI since there's more of that out there... and I KNOW there are people who would read Kaguyama slash if any such fic existed. Especially Haruna/Kaguyama fic. Hell, I would read the fuck out of that particular kind of slash. ;__;
Q13 - If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose? (Kaguyama)
"Boys of Summer," the Ataris cover.
i can see you
your brown skin shining in the sun
you know you're walking real slow
smiling at everyone
i can tell you
my love for you will still be strong
after the boys of summer have gone.
This would be a Haruna/Kaguyama songfic, of course.
Q14 - if you wrote a two/three/six fanfiction, what would the warning be? (Roka/Mizutani/Hamada)
Warning: CRACK.
Q15 - What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Izumi -->Abe)
"Come on, I'll listen to you go on and on about Mihashi, let's just go get a drink first, okay? (Maybe seven)."
Q16 - Challenge: Write a drabble for ten/eight. (Aoi/Izumi)
"Mmm... this is the first time I've been with a twin before," Izumi said, a deep note of pleased contentment in his voice as he ran his hands up and down Aoi's sides, idly kissing his neck.
Even though they'd just had sex, this didn't stop Aoi from being touchy and irritable. "You'd better not be hoping for an encore performance," he said, squirming some under Izumi's hands since that felt really good. "Or a doubleheader."
Izumi laughed a little. "Nahh. Don't worry about that." Although it was true that seeing Kasukabe battery together had initially piqued his interest. "I've got a brother too, you know."
Q17 - What would happen if seven walked in on two and one having sex? (Chiyo --> Roka/Haruna)
AHAHAHAHA how????
I mean, okay, Roka would totally fuck the hell out of Haruna, if only Haruna would let him. And I guess Haruna would let him, if he was feeling especially bored and in need of a good fuck.
So let's say Bijou and Musashino are at some stadium. Their teams are not up against each other's... Bijou has already lost to Nishiura in a rematch, and Musashino is not up yet, since there is another game between unrelated teams to be played first. Musashino has just arrived actually, and as soon as Haruna is in the vicinity of Roka, Roka's Haruna radar goes off, and he beelines for Haruna, finding Haruna dawdling in the locker room getting changed after the rest of his team has done and gone, since he is a perfectionist and wears the extra long sleeves and all. Roka offers to get Haruna off as a way to get rid of excess sexual energy and relax him prior to the game ("Just think, this could have been your regular routine"), and it is all very pleasant, but their sex gets interrupted by Chiyo, who goes to the wrong locker room since she needs to give Abe some data. Chiyo is unfazed, but Haruna flips out adorably, blushing because a GIRL has seen his PRIVATE PARTS, and Roka just rolls his eyes and fucks Haruna even harder to distract him.
Q18 - What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four and one to end up together? (Akimaru/Haruna)
I ABSTAIN BY REASON OF THE FACT THAT I HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN THIS FIC. AND AM WRITING ANOTHER VERSION CURRENTLY WITH TODAYTHESAMESKY (formerly Sparkespiff).
Q19 - Does anyone on your friends list read seven slash? (Chiyo)
Well, in this case it would be yuri. And I already went over this!
Q20 - Does anyone on your friends list read three het? (Mizutani)
IS THERE ANY HONEST TO GOD MIZUTANI HET WHERE MIZUTANI ACTUALLY GET THE GIRL???
If there is I am sure there are people on my flist reading it.
Q21 - Does anyone on your friends list write or draw one? (Haruna)
EVERYONE. Okay, maybe just me and a few others. :)
Q22 - Would you write two/four/five? (Roka/Akimaru/Abe)
MAYBE????
Q23 - What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Aoi)
"ARRRGHHHHmmmm.... H-haruna...."
Q24 - When was the last time you read a fic about five? (Abe)
Yesterday????
Q25 - What is six's secret kink? (Hamada)
We already know he likes harems, so that's no secret. What we don't know is that he likes being tied up in some kind of cheesy BDSM roleplay. Involving classic Japanese knot tying techniques.
Q26 - Would one shag nine? (Haruna/Kaguyama)
Yessss. It would be the cutest shagging of all time.
Q27 - If three and seven got together, who would be on top? (Mizutani or Chiyo)
Chiyo. OBVIOUSLY.