Visit Brain Slug Island

[herotoyouall]

Hello all.

The party was alright. It was not as fun as the island we just landed on. You should all visit it. Go visit Brain Slug Island and don't wear hats or helmets.

I made some presents for everybody. I will be dropping them off on your ships with my plane.

Comments

[inyourf_ace]

That brain slug thing doesn't really seem like a great idea. Although the cake is pretty awesome.

[herotoyouall]

It is a great idea. There are many things in the island.

[inyourf_ace]

Other than brain slugs?

[herotoyouall]

Yes. There is an amusement park. And a big restaurant.

[bellabelgium]

Cake and hats?

[herotoyouall]

It is to solve world hunger, and to be fashionable.

[bellabelgium]

You're going to solve world hunger by baking a cakes for everyone...

[herotoyouall]

It is a brilliant idea.

But remember the hat.

[captain_dame]

Brain Slug Island?

[herotoyouall]

It is the greatest island in the ocean.

[captain_dame]

The name sounds kind of dangerous, though...

[herotoyouall]

It is not. It is the safest island in the ocean.

Unless you wear a hat.

[teatime_bitch]

That looks positively revolting and I will NOT be eating any of it.

[herotoyouall]

It is delicious. Most importantly, you must wear the hat.

[teatime_bitch]

You know I don't wear hats.

[herotoyouall]

It would fit you.

[normalskeptic]

Why would someone go to an island known as "Brain Slug Island" to begin with?

...a quick question, America. Is your computer shaped like a hamburger too?

[herotoyouall]

Because it is the greatest island in the ocean.

No. But I shall work on that.

[normalskeptic]

Would it be better or worse than "Slave Master Island"?

I wasn't giving you a suggestion!

[herotoyouall]

Better. Everything is worse than Brain Slug Island.

It is done. I bought it off eBay.