Email all hail!

[herr_bargeld]

I look my email today and I am bombarded by adverts for C_I_A_L_I_S which Nick explains to me is like Viagra, he says he also gets these email constantly. The filter on my email usually deletes such junk mails before I ever get to read them - but for some reason this past week - the filter seems to be nor working correctly

Comments

[stephentrask]

i get sometimes over 200 pieces of spam a day, so i've long since given up on filters. when i set them too high, mail from my friends gets bounced, so i don't bother. i just set a hair trigger virus blocker and enjoy the randomness of free rolex watches, animal porn, and all the sexual aid drugs money can buy.

[herr_bargeld]

animal porn! I have not seen these emails yet. Perhaps I am lucky!

[emily_mortimer]

Oh darling I miss you too, but Nick's here in London... Believe me that finding a man to just cuddle up with sometimes is the best thing in the world.

Funny thing is I get those emails too! I don't even have a penis!

[misswainwright]

You can also lose 10 pounds in 5 days, stop smoking overnight, and get pills to make you last all night in bed.

I personally like the pheromone ads the best. Soon men will be stampeding for me with their chemically enlarged penises like hounds on the scent trail. God bless technology.

In other news, hi Blixa.