Scurrying about...

[herr_doktor_13]

Well, things have been quite eventful since Herr Offdensen allowed me to move into Mordhaus und work for them. I can't divulge much of what I've done, but I can say that great strides are being made in der psychological evaluations of der fans. The rest ist pretty much classified beyond that.

Poor Liebling has been feeling under der weather as of

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[herr_doktor_13]

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Gott! You've got to be kidding! Do we know what happened to them?

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[herr_doktor_13]

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I don't like this...I don't like this at all, mein Lieutenant. Something ist amiss; watch yourself, my dear.

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[herr_doktor_13]

He tells me you're quite gifted in der culinary arts. Perhaps you could share some tips with me sometime?

[herr_doktor_13]

Wonderful! Do let me know whenever you're free. I'm eager to hear what sort of things you're able to do in der kitchen.

[mineandfine]

I just can't believe nobody has caught her yet! I knew I was smart but I thought her senses were dulled because of the overactive libido...damnit...

Yes, eventually we'll have to get to the gym. I've just been so...meh lately. I haven't even been doing the other sort of exercise...

[herr_doktor_13]

Dear fraulien, you must be terribly stressed. Perhaps I could fix you some tea or something to relax? I do hate to hear you've been faring poorly! If there's anything I can do, let me know.

[mineandfine]

I am...I am in a horrible state of distress. My poor boots and my dress. God only knows whats happened to them.

Maybe some tea would be nice...Or some thing stronger.

I don't think I have that rum under my bed anymore.

[herr_doktor_13]

I'm sure I can bring you something strong; I have my own stash adjunct to mein Liebling's. What would you like?

[industrial_pink]

I wouldn't worry about getting fat. With the clothese you wear, I can't imagine you ever needing to change your style over that.

Those gloves are pretty cool. Maybe I'll have gloves like that when I get a super villain costume...

[herr_doktor_13]

I just don't want to wind up looking like Herr Major. I'll be honest, I'm terribly vain.

These gloves are particularly nice! I have der feeling you'd look very nice if you were to have ein good villian costume und some gloves like these.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Fuck you! Ya ain't fat at all and ya never will be! Sarry.. Its jest this fuckin cold is pissin me off and I fuckin hate it and I can't breathe and I can't smoke and I feel like shit too much to do anything and jest FUUUCK.

Ya know what? Ya should go visit yer friend now while I'm all sick cus I'm cranky as fuck and jest.. ya.. Ya don't wanna be around this.

[herr_doktor_13]

Mein poor Liebling, I couldn't leave you to be so miserable by yourself! Still, if you want me to...but ist there anything I can get you before I go?

[cinnamonxbuns]

Nah... I think I'm jest gonna either sleep until Offdensen forces me awake for some bullshit meeting or hang out with the guys and be miserable with this bullshit cold together.

Don't be wearin those black leather pants out. Don't want nobody seein yer ass in those. Mine.

[herr_doktor_13]

Well, alright...as long as you promise me you'll get some rest, mein Lieb. I worry about you. I'll only be gone for ein few days anyway.

Yes sir! You know I wouldn't do something like that. I wear those pants for you und you alone!