Pickles' Birthday

[herr_doktor_13]

 Vell, since der whole...incident... Pickles und I decided to have his little celebration last night und I gave him his gift: his own personal collection of pornographic photos of me und....ein clone of myself! Alan ist der sweetest thing I've ever seen und I was so happy that he und Liebling got along so well! After all the crazy things going on,

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[herr_doktor_13]

I adore mein Liebling! I'd do anything for him! I refuse to be upstaged vhen he's being lavished und what better way to make sure he has company when I'm away?

[plumpumpkin]

...you have a clone? And you thought the best gift would be giving someone a clone of yourself?

...I guess it's something he doesn't have two of...and wouldn't normally be able to.

Still weird.

[herr_doktor_13]

It makes me look like ein self-centered bastard, doesn't it? I don't mean it to come off like that, though, und he does seem to really like Alan. What do you get ein man that can afford everything already?

[plumpumpkin]

He seems pretty happy with just booze...but yeah...whatever.

I don't know I just don't really like the idea of giving someone to someone else. Regardless if their a clone or not. People aren't property...or whatever.

[herr_doktor_13]

It isn't as though he wasn't consenting. In fact, if he had refused, I would have completely understood. Alan ist ein free-thinking human-being. He made his own choice und I'm willing to accept whatever decisions he makes. I understand how it seems, though.

[herr_doktor_13]

Let's put it this way: it's either an orgy with catgirls or ein threesome with your clone. After recent events, what would you pick?

[herr_doktor_13]

I think you've just put me off of sandwiches for der rest of mein life...but I understand what you're saying. I personally don't find myself all that attractive, but Alan ist everything I looked like in mein prime, und I was quite vain back then. I may have ein poor self-image, but I never created Alan out of vanity.

[cinnamonxbuns]

Best birthday ever.

[herr_doktor_13]

Danke, Liebling. Ich liebe Dich.

[cinnamonxbuns]

I'm jest glad Alan and I gaht along so well and he'll be around all the time. Its best that he actually likes be instead of just likin me cus ya told him to. The pictures were haht, too, baby. Yer jest too good to me. Love ya fer it, too.

[herr_doktor_13]

I would have never told him to, mein Pickles. He seems to be quite fond of you, und I don't blame him! You deserve everything, Liebling; und I'll give it to you one way or der other.

[cloneofarc]

WHAT THE HELL!

[herr_doktor_13]

What?! It's not as bad as what you're thinking!

[cloneofarc]

...It's not as bad as people giving clones for presents now? Because apparently we're objects.

No. Pretty sure that's exactly what it is.

[herr_doktor_13]

But you don't understand! He made der choice! If he'd said "No", I would have just given Pickles der pictures und let him do whatever he wanted to do. I told him I'd raise him however he wanted to be raised, und he said that he felt comfortable with der idea.