FUCK!!!!!! GOD, WHY?!?!

Heres the latest Pat news, My cousin is buying a pony, this would not be her first horse like animal. She also owns an English thoroughbred otherwise known as the common race horse. I came back from Ecuador a couple of weeks ago, it was fun only because I stayed at a 5 star hotel and I was legal to drink, but thats all Ecuador is good for. but he ( Read more... )

"In Jail they call me twinkle toes. Because I like twinkies and beer! Woooooo!!! I'm hungry grrr.(*eats bush growing on side walk*)"
- Man named David tweaking his ass off in Dupont circle by an infamously gay coffee shop which is located across the street from a homo-thug bar called The Fire Place.

My new goal is to win the PGA tournament and finish what that whore started.

So Summit threw and excellent party. There was so much liquor an alcoholic woulda think he'd died of alcohol poisoning and gone to heaven. Two full fledged bars and beer, bottles of hard liquor covering all the tables and parts of the floor.(this house is pretty big by the way) The only down side, I had to help play weed police. There were so ( Read more... )

Indulge your selves in MEness.
http://photos.yahoo.com/mykittycankickyourass

I don't understand why everybody hates bush so much. I don't see what there is to hate. All I hear from people is "I hate Bush, he's from Texas" Well if his being a Texan is a reason to be hated, then hell I hate people from Ohio. Or maybe its his ears, we know thats what defines a good president. You know everybody loved Kennedy. People even say ( Read more... )

( Read more... )

(*) x2yxx+xyx + (x2- n2)y +yp-1 = 0, y(0) = y(g) = 0 ( Read more... )

I am a math genius! my professor said so. John Nash you besta move out my way!