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[herrgutz10]

I know my destiny. I was put on this earth to go into the Winter Olympics as a figure skater (pairs). I will pile- drive my partner at the end of a near perfect routine. I am not doing this to paralyze my partner or cause pain. She will be a martyr. I am doing this for anyone who has ever watched the skating pairs just to see people fall.

Comments

[themighty_loser]

You're on a mission from god.

[kazak358]

Now that is a worthy life's goal.