everyone needs to do this
Over the past school year, Ross and I had 3 full out Rap battles
You are the judge, for each battle vote ross, corey, or tie.
Ex:
Battle 1: Corey
Battle 2: Ross
Battle 3: Tie
Corey will be in Italics
Ross will be in Bold
My name is josh
And I live in a box
I got no shoes
On my socks
My name I mike
And the things I like
Are hang gliding and
riding my bike
My name is Corey
My songs are boring
Instead of writing,
I should be snoring
My name is Ross
I am the boss
I told Corey to write
And he Just might
Corey is stupid
He’ll never see cupid
He’ll die alone
Writing songs in his home
No Ross is stupid
Alone and at home don’t rhyme withcupid
Stupid, stupid
Ross is stupid
Ross Cant rhyme
It hurts my mind
Cause what I find
Is that he’s blind
I’m writng in couplets
Corey’s hair is full of ducklets
Lets now clear the air
TA MERE! (your mom)
Ta Mere, Ta Mere
O la la, tu dites “ta mere”
I do not like green eggs and ham
Its not kosher, it’s a scam!
My Hebrew rhymes
Will bust you chops
Get with the times foo’
Wear thong flip flops
Science fiction double feature
Dr. X will build a creature
Your rhymes cant flow
Gonna call you a hoe
You look like frank N furter
You think flip flops will make you slicker
My rhymes will blow up ya face
Don’t make me use a can of mace
A can of mace?
How bout a can o’ spam?
Gonna take you out
With my fake canned ham
Enlisting in the army?
Cut the FRO
You mess with the fro?
You gots to go!
What the fo’
Did you just ecrie? (write)
You aint got no rep
On the street
END OF RAP BATTLE #1
The Cd's I need
you will give me
if you dont
ill smash your knee
smash me knee?
man are you on crack?
when you talk all I hear
is yak yak yak
if im on crack
you must be foney
i saw you yesterday
you were riding the white pony
ill just rebuttle with a little tune
so stop you contradiction
you buffoon
ill see you on the dark side of the moon
so you
thought you might like to
goto the show
we
what the fuck?
did you hand get stuck?
your words stop flowing
and your weakness is showing
flowing to couples
thats your game
if thats your angle
its a crying shame
my angle is right
and yours obtuse
so go on a train
you big caboose
talking geometry
your brains flew the coop
saw spy kids moive
you might be a floop
a floop? you poop
they're called the flooglies
you wouldnt know though
too busy picking boogies
picken your nose
to get out the cold
your rhyme games same
it must be a joke
you wanna hear a joke?
TO BAD
END OF RAP BATTLE #2
A whole new leaf
we've started to day
if you diss my raps
ill make you pay
your raps are crap
thats established
if our school director had a lisp,
he'd be paul valishhhh
something strange?
for a little bit o' change
thisis what im gonna do
ALL THE FAULT ARE BELONG TO YOU
its 2005 and the war is begining
and all my zig are have taken off
in the battle im really winning
you still gotta suck my *cough cough*
END OF RAP BATTLE #3
You are the judge, for each battle vote ross, corey, or tie.
Ex:
Battle 1: Corey
Battle 2: Ross
Battle 3: Tie
Corey will be in Italics
Ross will be in Bold
My name is josh
And I live in a box
I got no shoes
On my socks
My name I mike
And the things I like
Are hang gliding and
riding my bike
My name is Corey
My songs are boring
Instead of writing,
I should be snoring
My name is Ross
I am the boss
I told Corey to write
And he Just might
Corey is stupid
He’ll never see cupid
He’ll die alone
Writing songs in his home
No Ross is stupid
Alone and at home don’t rhyme withcupid
Stupid, stupid
Ross is stupid
Ross Cant rhyme
It hurts my mind
Cause what I find
Is that he’s blind
I’m writng in couplets
Corey’s hair is full of ducklets
Lets now clear the air
TA MERE! (your mom)
Ta Mere, Ta Mere
O la la, tu dites “ta mere”
I do not like green eggs and ham
Its not kosher, it’s a scam!
My Hebrew rhymes
Will bust you chops
Get with the times foo’
Wear thong flip flops
Science fiction double feature
Dr. X will build a creature
Your rhymes cant flow
Gonna call you a hoe
You look like frank N furter
You think flip flops will make you slicker
My rhymes will blow up ya face
Don’t make me use a can of mace
A can of mace?
How bout a can o’ spam?
Gonna take you out
With my fake canned ham
Enlisting in the army?
Cut the FRO
You mess with the fro?
You gots to go!
What the fo’
Did you just ecrie? (write)
You aint got no rep
On the street
END OF RAP BATTLE #1
The Cd's I need
you will give me
if you dont
ill smash your knee
smash me knee?
man are you on crack?
when you talk all I hear
is yak yak yak
if im on crack
you must be foney
i saw you yesterday
you were riding the white pony
ill just rebuttle with a little tune
so stop you contradiction
you buffoon
ill see you on the dark side of the moon
so you
thought you might like to
goto the show
we
what the fuck?
did you hand get stuck?
your words stop flowing
and your weakness is showing
flowing to couples
thats your game
if thats your angle
its a crying shame
my angle is right
and yours obtuse
so go on a train
you big caboose
talking geometry
your brains flew the coop
saw spy kids moive
you might be a floop
a floop? you poop
they're called the flooglies
you wouldnt know though
too busy picking boogies
picken your nose
to get out the cold
your rhyme games same
it must be a joke
you wanna hear a joke?
TO BAD
END OF RAP BATTLE #2
A whole new leaf
we've started to day
if you diss my raps
ill make you pay
your raps are crap
thats established
if our school director had a lisp,
he'd be paul valishhhh
something strange?
for a little bit o' change
thisis what im gonna do
ALL THE FAULT ARE BELONG TO YOU
its 2005 and the war is begining
and all my zig are have taken off
in the battle im really winning
you still gotta suck my *cough cough*
END OF RAP BATTLE #3