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[herstory2]

Reasons why i will not miss working at Kohl's:

Their elevator-like music...specifically anything involving Michael McDonald or a creepy woman who whispers "I miss that kiss, Summer in Paris" over and over again.

Many of my brain cells are now devoted to knowing the exact location of Misses merchandise, such as "Sag Harbor" (I call it hag harbor), "

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[tootzrolljunkee]

i cracked up at that.
actually i loled!
oh geez