Caption Contest XI
The rules: Every once in a while, I will post a random image here. You comment with humorous captions. Before I post the next image, I will declare a winner from the previous one. If you win, you gain a modicum of personal satisfaction and self respect. Yes, multiple submissions are allowed, though only the best entry from a given account will be considered.
P.S. If you like caption contests like this, I stole the idea from maniakes who also holds regular caption contests.