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herwickedness

Mein Fleisch Ist Hart Und Billig

Jun 22, 2009 13:43

Why on EARTH do I want a push-up bra for?!?!?! I'm a 44D for crying out tears.

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skyflame June 22 2009, 18:12:50 UTC

Maybe you want to announce your cleavage with authority?

herwickedness June 22 2009, 18:29:58 UTC

Dude, my cleavage can't get much more authoritative, or it will become it's own dominatrix.

furtim June 22 2009, 19:41:48 UTC

Ask all the boob shelf ladies at the sci fi cons.

herwickedness June 22 2009, 19:44:08 UTC

Do I even want to know what a boob shelf lady is? And are you old enough to know what those are?

furtim June 23 2009, 01:31:46 UTC

They're the ladies who intentionally wear corsets a cup size below what they should, so their boobs spill out all over the place. I know that, as a guy, I'm contractually obligated to enjoy that sort of thing, but I don't. It's kinda gross.

herwickedness June 23 2009, 10:56:13 UTC

Don't these women know that properly fitting foundation garments are the backbone of society?

44D, unite! dinaofdoom June 22 2009, 19:46:42 UTC

dood i totally need and want a push-up bra.

gravity is a cruel bitch.
i don't want national geographic boobies.

in fact, i am wearing one right now.

Re: 44D, unite! herwickedness June 22 2009, 19:48:42 UTC

I don't want national geographic boobs either, but I'm like, WHY do I want a push up bra? They can still stand up on their own pretty well.