The Tires Are A Little Worn

[herwickedness]

I kept waking up last night because I swear somebody was singing.

Also, if certain people in this office keep talking, I'm going to lose what is left of my tiny little mind.

Also also, I want noodles.  Will someone go get them for me?

Comments

[zahnarabai]

I want to get you noodles!

Imagine that I am showing up in your office, wearing a ridiculously cute sun dress, with a big bowl of steaming hot noodles for you. I set them down in front of you and wink in a seductive fashion, and you can't help but accidentally look down my dress.

Then I also give you a kitten and we snuggle forever.

[herwickedness]

YOU ARE TRULY THE BEST WIFE IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!