Give Me Deliverance

[herwickedness]

So, let me get this straight, according to the guy who owns Whole Foods, 2/3rds of this country are overweight, and 1/3 is obese.

So, if that's true, there should be no skinny people whatsoever.

So, if we work this hypothesis along to it's logical conclusion, then skinny people are the aberration, and us fatties are the normal, since WE ARE THE

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[fixergirl]

Love, you're not fat. You're curvy and voluptuous and beautiful.

[herwickedness]

*hugs Fixer*

Where ya been gorgeous?

[fixergirl]

Hell, if you really must know. *grins*

*hugs you back*

[skyflame]

Which reminds me, I need to to go to Kohl's (once it stops raining) and get me another pair of fattie pants.

[herwickedness]

Can I watch you try them on?

[skyflame]

Hell, they'll just fall off naturally if I don't cinch up the belt.

[herwickedness]

Woot woot! Come to the Kohls near me!