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[herwickedness]

If I win the lottery, I'm buying a boyfriend.  Yeah.  I am.  Men buy girlfriends, why can't I buy a guy?

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[fairgoldberry]

Pfft *boyfriend*

If you win the lottery, buy a whole harem of boys. Much more interesting. Then you can switch them out to match your shoes!

Much love,
Rowan

[herwickedness]

Match my shoes?

You.

Are.

A.

Frakkin.

GENIUS!!!!!!!!

I never thought about that! It would work so well, because I do have so many shoes.

[skyflame]

Or buy houses with lots of pools.

[herwickedness]

No pools - I don't want sharks getting in!