My uncle Jimmy passed away last night.

I'm so fucking sick of cancer I don't even know what.

I woke up at 3:00 this morning, because I was worried about the people from Battlestar Galactica being on earth in the time of the smaller ice ages, and how they would survive.  I never saw any of them in winter coats.  They barely seemed to have enough warm clothes for New Caprica.

Yes.  I worry about people who don't exist. 

I went to the dentist yesterday, and my crown apparently won't fit correctly without $661 worth of gum surgery.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Yeah, I'm wearing a HUGE fucking happy hat.

I hate the dentist.  I hate them.  HATRED.

Is there something wrong with me?  I have these four songs that I consider to be, for me, the sexiest songs ever.  Here they are.

1.  Mercy In You - Depeche Mode.  I have NO idea what the hell this song is about.  Could be about S&M, could be about M&Ms, could be about anything.

2.  Black Metallic - Catherine Wheel.  This song is about a car.  Really ( Read more... )

This is depressing.

I went to the library yesterday.

I didn't get any books.

Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING, appealed to me.

That's never happened.  Never.  I can always find something that sparks my interest.

Not yesterday.

Now, granted, I have a couple of books leftover from last weeks library foray that I am looking forward to reading, but I've never ( Read more... )

I have spent the last week pretty much waking myself up several times a night by coughing.

HACK HACK HACK HACK.

Last night was the first time I actually slept through the night.  For the yay!

I also had my first physical in a year and a half yesterday.  Getting old isn't for sissies.  Now I'm supposed to start watching my cholesterol.  Oh boy!  I get ( Read more... )

I go to the dentist today to get the post for my crown.  I'm actually looking forward to this, if only because I get to leave work early, and then I can go home and take a percocet and go to bed.  I'm really looking forward to that percocet.   I'm also looking forward to having a temporary crown so that I don't have little bits of grey temp filling ( Read more... )

I love the ladies at Go Fug Yourself.  Their love of Bai Ling is a wonderous thing to behold.

So, I am going to Sears this afternoon to replace the tire that they supposedly replaced two weeks ago, because that tire loses air pressure like a motherfucker.  I'm still not 100% convinced that they actually replaced that tire anyways, because seriously, it doesn't look new to me, and I've had nothing but problems since, and I'm sick and tired ( Read more... )

I have to come to the inescapable conclusion that I will never have sex again in my life.