Comments | heryngmongere: 3 Things I have done

heryngmongere

3 Things I have done

Jun 26, 2008 13:34

Hey . . . I like this thread. I knew that soucyn guy was friggin' crazy.

3 Things I have done that most of my friends have not;

1. Been hit full force in the forehead with an iron. (The clothing iron, not the golfing one)
2. Chewed on a cat turd sandwich.
3. Had sex in a small submarine (though at the time it was not submerged).

Comments 2

zihuatanejo June 26 2008, 18:38:30 UTC

Um... what?

I'm tempted to call BS, but you never know...

BS called heryngmongere June 26 2008, 20:26:02 UTC

While I am infamous for my willingness to embellish, I assure you that all three of those things are based firmly in reality. I was cold cocked by a man with an iron. I have the scar from two stitches to prove it. I did in fact chew on a sandwich that had a cat turd in it. I would put you in touch with Clint, the guy in high school who served me a sandwich with a cat turd in it, but we are no longer friends, at least in part because he served me a supposedly roast beef sandwich with a cat turd in it. As for the submarine, well, I worked in a university aquatics lab for awhile. They have (or at least had) a submersible, and I had a girlfriend with strange ideas of appropriate places to become amorous. And no, we weren't actually in the submersible, we were on it. It was a one man submersible ( ... )