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[hesaidisaid]

i woke up before dawn this morning anticipating a meteor shower of

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[relativism]

Dear heart, what good will a tea kettle be in a dorm room?

Bring it to my house, we can have a menage a trois.

[hesaidisaid]

oh trust me, i'll be making frequent trips to the kitchen down the hall.

(and i'm resisting the urge to make any inappropriate jokes about teabagging.)

[camerastylo]

i like your new boyfriend and i like how you call things like tea kettles your new boyfriend. i do the exact same with other such inanimate things.

[hesaidisaid]

i've been known to have many inanimate lovers.

and i find that, as a whole, they disappoint you a lot less often.