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[hesfb]

I hate impossible crushes.
Why cant humans utilize parthenogenesis?
Everything would be so much easier. And happier. The Trojan war would never had occurred for one. Or the Reformation.
And Jesus would have simply been one in a million.

xxh

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sorry

[anonymous]

The girls would just fight over each other instead. In fact, it would probably be worse.

Re: sorry

[hesfb]

I'm not advocating the elimination of boys, just unnecessary attraction. If we had parthenogenesis girls wouldn't need boys OR girls and thus everyone could live in a big happy commune without jealousy, heartbreak or crushes.

[hesfb]

Yes. because who wouldn't want to live in the merry pastel rainbow of blandness? No highs, no lows, no passion, no anxiety or jealousy.

True, but wouldn't it be fun to clone yourself?

[phsyke]

What about the obtainable crush? Sexual reproduction would seem a blessing...

[hesfb]

I never manage to have those. Only highly unobtainable people with pre-existing partners. Life is sad.
Do you think sexual reproduction would be a blessing? Because although the act might be; I don't think the product is overly desirable to a lot of people. Hence the aging population.
Wouldn't it be weird if sexual reproduction was actually a blessing. Like when you sneezed and someone said bless you *bam* there was the product of sexual reproduction. Or when a priest is like bless you child...
I don't where I'm going with this.
I vote for parthenogenesis and daisy chains.
You?

Re: :D

[hesfb]

You could with Viagra.

[giveitlove]

*reads all the comments*

Now I'm confused. What's "parthenogenesis"? And is "daisy chain" some weird sexual slang term? Last time I checked they were long rows of flowers.

:/

[hesfb]

google it. its reproduction through self-cloning. phasmids do it. v. cool.
daisy chain... hmm... dont google it if you have one of those web nannys. thats my advice ;-)

xh

[giveitlove]

What's parthogenesis got to do with your unatainable crush? I've lost the plot somewhere. Never you mind me.

[hesfb]

oh my. i really cant be bothered to explain. it was never particularly concise in any case. i'll ramble to you in ancient if you like.