Alexander

[heshe_penguin]

The Story :

Ok, you know what? This movie was so incredibly horrible, so bad, so shitty, that I'm not even going to give it the respect of a review. It is without a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen in my life. Three hours of bullshit that 1) didn't make sense, 2) crossed way too many boundaries, and 3) wasn't original or artsy,

Comments

[flavaoftheweak]

I believe u forgot to include the homosexual themes within the movie as well.

[heshe_penguin]

Ah yes.

[honeykisses]

Aw! But Angelina Jolie and Colin Farrell! :(

[heshe_penguin]

oh so you want to watch a movie where 1) Colin Farrell is blond, 2) gay, and 3) seemingly/metaphorically/artistically/symbolically in love with Angelina Jolie/his mother?

%*#()@%#@

[incroyable12]

Alexander was bisexual I believe.

[heshe_penguin]

true true true i forgot about that.

however i doubt that anyone who saw the movie would remember that he was indeed bisexual.

[riverofthings]

Yeah, the only movie it was better than was Troy.

[luvlykimmy]

The more you rant about this movie the more I want to see it.

What's wrong with me?

[heshe_penguin]

go ahead, but i wouldn't waste any money on watching it if i were you.

if only i could have those $9 back...