I got a new puppy.
AND I BET YOU A HUNDRED DOLLARS THAT HE'S CUTER THAN ALL OF Y'ALL PUT TOGETHER.

I petted Robert's goat yesterday.

Last night, I sat around eating Otter pops and watching musicals with Ian.

I'm so glad he's gay. He's my Will to my Grace.

p.s.

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DSL IS WORKING YA YA!

going to school to hang out with kids tomorrow ya ya!

going to eat dairy queen with awesome kids ya ya!

ya ya ya ya!

Why do only creepy boys talk to me?

First day of class conclusions:
My english professor looks like a turtle and he's very senile, for he repeats the same thing 3 times.
People are not nice.
I think it'll be okay this semester.
I hate Texas.

Now, in other news, I'm going to take a year off from school and live in Mexico.

Whenever I see a John Denver record, why must I feel the need to repeat this most memorable quote from
"Dumb and Dumber:"

-I thought the Rocky Mountians were gonna a little bit more rockier than this.
-I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

Never gets old.

I'm gonna vomit.

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