i sense something

[hesselives]

oh, USA network, you win all the gold stars. seriously. ♥ i don't know what it is about you and your habit of putting out show after show starring two pretty men being D/s gay for each other, but hey. keep it coming.

Comments

[ze_zebra]

Your hands are so elegant!!!
(I'm useless so I leave the job to the professionals, which is not such a great idea, I tend to bleed quite easily. Happy faces all around, you can imagine.)

Another show to perv on! Excellent news.

Ps. ♡ that song even if it does remind me of my ex. Bah.

[oh and I just got randomly added my this russian (?) lj-user, except for banning them is there something else I can do?]

[hesselives]

ahaha, thank you, babe. ♥ more genes i inherited from my mom's side of the family. we all have piano fingers! (though only my sister actually pursued playing the piano past high school, lol.) aw, bb, professionals aren't supposed to make you bleed! *fusses* i think the worst thing you can hear at those places is "whoops."

YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINT, ZE. <3

p.s. oh man, i'm sorry it invokes memories of your ex. :( but it's okay, we can focus more on how it's a look at me driving my awesome car with my awesome self kind of song. \O/

[i got added to a couple spam-journals before....weird. but yeah, i don't think there's anything else you can do but ban them. you could always unban them later, if you want. :)]

[ze_zebra]

NOW I EXPECT YOU TO PROVIDE. FIC. FIC. FIC. Am I easy or am I easy? Harvey's office is my new happy place. Scratch that, Harvey's face is my new happy place. I used to hate men in suits. >.<

(You guys are just too good to be true, you know that right????)

I don't blame them, it's my skin really.

(Awesomeness all around indeed. As a proper voyeur perv friend, I do expect pictures. THIS IS SO EXCITING HESSE. LET ME CAPSLOCK AND ENGAGE IN INAPPROPRIATE - by my usual standards - BEHAVIOR. I AM EXCITE FOR YOU.)

[hesselives]

I WISH I COULD. I REALLY DO. (Dom/Mal is still progressing at approximately 0.0001 miles per hour. *___* seriously, though, there is some amazing Harvey/Mike fic out there, after only three episodes! it is amaze.)

(we're all an illuuusion, lolol.)

INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR IS ALWAYS ENCOURAGED. <333

[weatherfront]

Ffffuck Hess your hands are ridiculously gorgeous, what the hell. Seriously? Do you seriously own that hand?? Is it attached to your body?? ...Oh my god.

[hesselives]

oh man, thank you! you funny creature, you. lol. <3 i do indeed own that hand -- in fact, i've got two! haha. i like to think it's nature's way of saying, hey so i guess i didn't give you any boobs, so here are some nice hands.

i thought briefly...for five minutes...back in 2003....about trying my hand at hand-modeling. but then my parents were like, LOLO- no.

and so continueth my life.

[weatherfront]

I kind of want to do you. For your hands. I... I think I'm worryingly serious about this

On the other hand if you'd become a hand model, you would have had to live your whole life with your hand inside a pressurized glass dome, so MAYBE YOUR PARENTS WERE JUST CONCERNED FOR YOU (but seriously I am sorry I am sounding like a total creeper but IT IS A VERY, VERY NICE HAND, OKAY.)

[hesselives]

you would have had to live your whole life with your hand inside a pressurized glass dome

HM, THIS IS TRUE. i see it now! my parents wanted me to be free.

ahahaa, what is this flatteryyy. <3

[neomeruru]

I was going to come in and say pretty much the exact same thing that Ifrit did. So, yeah, that, twice!

Also, I am downloading Suits right now.

[hesselives]

pffft. ♥ you're too nice, dude!

i'm so excited for you, you don't even know. *____* i sincerely hope you post your thoughts on it!

[lemniciate]

you DO have lovely hands, omg. and yaaaaaaay suits. usa network is totally home of dubious-quality but pretty as fuck shows

[hesselives]

while i'm young, at least. lol. thanks, jenn! <3

ahahaha, what is plot compared to Pretty As Fuck? ;D

(oh! also, i rec'd Fringe to one of my China colleagues, and she's HOOKED. yay, inception! okay not exactly inception but whatevs.)

[aisle_one]

YOU ENABLER!

Also, I fifth what everyone else said about your hands. My, what a pretty hand you have. I think you should change you LJ user name to: mywhataprettyhandihave.

One of my ex-friends (yes, ex, because he turned out to be a total douche) hand models. He earned $2,000 for one gig that was several hours long, or something. Bitch.

[hesselives]

IT'S TOTALLY RELEVANT TO YOUR JOB. IT'S ALL WORK-RELATED.

ahahaha, i think that exceeds the character limit! <3

omg, can i be that bitch.

[aisle_one]

seriously, why not? and i would like a small percentage for my role as "The Encourager."

[hesselives]

according to our contract, i see that "small percentage" has been defined as "a great big hug." aww, having a lawyer for a friend is the best thing ever!