My children are awfully mouthy for two years old. That's probably my fault ( Read more... )

...is that a bad omen ( Read more... )

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It's been quite a while now. Lets see, since my last entry, I've had twins and was rushed to the hospital three weeks later for, what they discovered, was a blood clot in my lung. Fantastic, right? The most important, demanding stage in my life, and BLAM! blood clot. I'm better now, and all the stronger for it, but holy fuck. Talk about ( Read more... )

Being pregnant is apparently the easy part ( Read more... )

I just accidentally took a three hour nap on the couch, and had some of the WEIRDEST fuckin' dreams ( Read more... )

There are literally two kinds of parents that put their children in our care at the ARC. Now, mind you, they're all full grown physically. But mentally, most of them will always basically be children. One kind is (are) the attentive parent(s). They recognize that their childs needs now exceed their abilities, and use the ARC as what it's meant ( Read more... )

So, last night I had a strange dream. I was on some pier, and at the end of it, there was this little shack. First, I saw it from the dock and the water all around us was extremely choppy, but then it traveled into the little shack to find me laying on some table with two ladies doing this extremely advanced ultrasound thing. They kept ( Read more... )

Oxytocin: The chemical responsible for initiating childbirth, and is released during sexual orgasm in women. It plays a key role in the initiation of maternal behavior. Side effects include an excess of energy after sex. This is the opposite of ( Read more... )

So, before I start my rant, I wanted to tell everyone that our most recent sonogram pictures revealed two little penises! We're having two boys! And it was especially great for two reasons ( Read more... )