I dream in porn

[hetairai]

So last night or this morning I had a sex dream. So I'm over Greg's, playing with my God kids and this European guy comes in, weird ass accent, so he's talking to Greg about a banner or something. When he notices me he's all I want you! Greg is amused and I'm like yeah, we can talk when Greg and the kids aren't listening and he's like don't care. Anyhoo Greg leaves and he starts back again but he's not very mindful that kids are around, and I'm like dude chill, think of the kids. So he gives me his keys and leaves, Greg comes back and we laugh about it, next thing I know I'm in this big ass white bed European guy and he's like, thought you wouldn't come. I don't answer I just start deep throating and licking his balls[I apparently watch too much porn] we actually don't have sex, it's mostly mutual oral and masturbation and then I wake up.

So, I'm thinking chocolate fudge cake with rum, washed down with milk is not a good bedtime snack?