Maybe it's because I accidentally swallowed some mouth wash?

[hetairai]

So I'm dating Lil Wayne and it's fine until we have sex and he's like clingwrap, won't let me outof his sight and always calling me. For some reason his house has tons of small dogs. Anyhoo, I leave and go home and my lawn is just grass. Mom has done away with her garden and when I ask her why she says 'Dunno'. Wayne comes by and asks me to come

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[msloserrific]

LOL

Did he serenade you with "How to Love"?

[hetairai]

there was no serenading, dunno if that makes it better or worse