Past-Part Fills Post 1 -- CLOSED
Thanks to anon's suggestions we are now enforcing a past-part fills post
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Original Request and Parts 1 and 2 here:http://hetalia-kink.livejournal.com/9482.html?thread=13588746#t13588746
“Don’t you, like, know what a burger is?” Poland asks, breaking the initial silence, fine eyebrows raised questioningly. “I mean, America eats them mega often, and you, like, sit right next to him, and if anybody else knows about junky food it would totally be you.”
Before England can tell the bubble-headed ditz that, yes, he bloody well knows what a god damned burger is, France interjects.
“Angleterre, that wouldn’t happen to be Amerique’s burger, would it?” France inquires, grin cat-like and devious.
England flushes angrily, masking his embarrassment at his desperate act being called out with his general dislike for the Frenchman. “I- Shut up, frog. Nobody wants to hear you speak.” Turning his attention back to Poland, “This is not a burger.”
“Ve~ Are you sure, England?” Italy leans forward curiously. “It looks like a burger to me…” he ( ... )
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Meanwhile, the not-burger is passed between the growing mass of curious countries, who do anything from taking small bites to sampling its smell to pulling the bun back to examine the patty closely.
“Ah, here it is,” England says, and even though he is sure he hadn’t been very loud he is crowded by questioning, curious nations, all desperate to know just what their self-proclaimed hero is really eating.
“It,” England’s large eyebrows shoot up behind his bangs, “It says he only bought fries and a large Coca-Cola.”
“But he always buys his burgers from McDonalds, aru!” China exclaims, snatching the receipt from England’s hands to observe it himself.
“No, he only takes them out of the bag,” Russia points out, smiling his large, spine-tingling smile, very obviously amused by the confusion sending the room into growing chaos. “Maybe he brings these burgers from home and only pretends he buys them, da?”
“Why the hell would he do that?” Romano asks, passing the greatly diminished burger to Korea who takes a hearty, eager bite.
“Perhaps he ( ... )
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And don't worry, anon is just glad you updated.
Poor Alfred. They tore up your man burger!
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KEEP GOING ANON!!
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God this is amazing. And oh, poor Germany, having to concede to Italy.
pfff can't wait for the barrage of questions to follow this stunning revelation (as soon as Alfred confirms that he doesn't have toilet paper stuck to his shoe).
for some reason, this reminds me of the fill where fem!California was mistaken for Alfred and went on about civil rights and vegetarianism while the nations freaked.
>_< update soon?
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