The Princess and the Turtle
anonymous
August 1 2009, 21:23:40 UTC
Princess Lovi is minding his own business when he encounters a turtle by the shore. The turtle tells him that he was once Prince Antonio, the missing noble from the neighboring kingdom. A spell was placed on him by an envious, evil sorcerer, turning him into a turtle, the only remedy for which is being True Love's Kiss, something he has been swimming the oceans searching for. Upon first sight, he knows that Princess Lovi is the one he has been waiting for!
However, Princess Lovi does not want.
Please make it happen anon. I've had such a shitty day, and this fill would really cheer up this OP anon ;;
The Princess and the Turtle [1/2]
anonymous
August 1 2009, 23:07:19 UTC
Here you go, Anon, with lots of love~! I hope your day improves! <333
Princess Lovino was walking down the beach. He hadn’t chosen the beach for any particular reason; it was simply the most convenient, and, more importantly, the farthest away from the palace that he could get to. There was a huge, important, special ball coming up, a large celebration, filled to the brim with important people attending. Princess Lovino was not fond of parties, but that wasn’t why he had fled the castle on this day. No, he had run because of one simple reason
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The Princess and the Turtle [2/2]
anonymous
August 1 2009, 23:08:20 UTC
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The third time Princess Lovino saw the turtle, he was trying to avoid the ball. Despite his greatest efforts, he was wearing a dress, though he had refused pointblank to wear the pink, frilly one. Instead his was black and…it was still a fucking dress.
Lovino was not a happy Princess.
When he saw the turtle, he tried to kick it off the balcony. Unfortunately, he missed, and the turtle clambered over to sit on his lap. Lovino scowled darkly.
“What do you want, dammit?”
The turtle looked up and him, and then he grinned. “You’re wearing a dress!”
Writer!anon just noticed her fail. [1.5/2]
anonymous
August 2 2009, 03:05:25 UTC
S-sorry guys. Apparently when copying and pasting, I left a whole section out. I fail hardcore, I know. *headdesk* Here's the missing section, which goes between parts one and two. He next saw the strange turtle in the kitchen. Lovino was cooking his pasta, as he had promised himself he would, despite the silence of the rest of the castle
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Re: Writer!anon just noticed her fail. [1.5/2]
anonymous
August 5 2009, 16:55:27 UTC
Oh man, anon was wondering what happened to the second time Lovino met turtle!Antonio since it jumped straight to the third meet. So anon is pleasingly glad that you posted this at last! \o/
“I’m Prince Antonio, from-“
The turtle never got the chance to finish; Lovino brought his arm back and hurled it as far out to sea as he could. Anon very very nearly smack Lovino for that, but still find it bloody hilarious that Antonio never got to finish his first ever introduction. XD
Ah but this really made my day too... *smiles and beams like Antonio* Lovely and cute fill!!! 8D
However, Princess Lovi does not want.
Please make it happen anon. I've had such a shitty day, and this fill would really cheer up this OP anon ;;
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Princess Lovino was walking down the beach. He hadn’t chosen the beach for any particular reason; it was simply the most convenient, and, more importantly, the farthest away from the palace that he could get to. There was a huge, important, special ball coming up, a large celebration, filled to the brim with important people attending. Princess Lovino was not fond of parties, but that wasn’t why he had fled the castle on this day. No, he had run because of one simple reason ( ... )
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The third time Princess Lovino saw the turtle, he was trying to avoid the ball. Despite his greatest efforts, he was wearing a dress, though he had refused pointblank to wear the pink, frilly one. Instead his was black and…it was still a fucking dress.
Lovino was not a happy Princess.
When he saw the turtle, he tried to kick it off the balcony. Unfortunately, he missed, and the turtle clambered over to sit on his lap. Lovino scowled darkly.
“What do you want, dammit?”
The turtle looked up and him, and then he grinned. “You’re wearing a dress!”
“Don’t remind me,” Lovino said sulkily.
“You look so cute in one~!”
Lovino’s temper reached dangerous levels. “Dammit, you stupid turtle! I’m going to-“
He wasn’t given a chance to say what he was going to do, because at that moment, the turtle scrambled up his chest and kissed him.
There was a rather anti-climatic poof noise, and then, sitting in his lap, instead of a turtle, was a man ( ... )
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They wanted to put him in a dress.
Bastards.
XD
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Fucking hell, that was hilarious. And I kind of find it hot.
That and the final line XD.
Oh anon, I bet OP will be very happy and cheered up when he reads that. It certainly made my sucky day better ♥.
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I'm glad that it made your day better, anon~!
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<333 I'm so glad that it made your day better~~!
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He next saw the strange turtle in the kitchen. Lovino was cooking his pasta, as he had promised himself he would, despite the silence of the rest of the castle ( ... )
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“I’m Prince Antonio, from-“
The turtle never got the chance to finish; Lovino brought his arm back and hurled it as far out to sea as he could.
Anon very very nearly smack Lovino for that, but still find it bloody hilarious that Antonio never got to finish his first ever introduction. XD
Ah but this really made my day too... *smiles and beams like Antonio* Lovely and cute fill!!! 8D
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;D I'm glad you enjoyed~ Yes, poor Antonio, but at least he got what he wanted in the end, right?
<333 Thank you! I'm glad it could make your day!
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