Shun the non-believer!
anonymous
August 2 2009, 23:49:53 UTC
"That's the stupidest story I ever heard! Talking unicorns and mountains made of candy! Who would ever believe that load of crock?" America complained, unusually irritable because he had just stomached an entire plate of England's bad cooking for the good of international relations.
"No, it's entirely true!" England replied defensively.
America crossed his arms. "You don't have a shred of proof."
At that, England smirked. "Why, of course I do, America," he said, a smug grin on his face. "What do you think you just ate?"
"Um..." America looked down at what was left of the food in the serving dish in front of him. "It was hard to tell."
"Why, it was one of my traditional recipies! Steak and Kidney pie!"
"...s-so?" America had to swallow down the nauseous feeling that had collected in the pit of his stomach.
"Well?" England's eyes took on a strange and ominous glint. "Where do you think I got the kidney from?"
England and Charlie the Unicorn. Make it work folks.
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"No, it's entirely true!" England replied defensively.
America crossed his arms. "You don't have a shred of proof."
At that, England smirked. "Why, of course I do, America," he said, a smug grin on his face. "What do you think you just ate?"
"Um..." America looked down at what was left of the food in the serving dish in front of him. "It was hard to tell."
"Why, it was one of my traditional recipies! Steak and Kidney pie!"
"...s-so?" America had to swallow down the nauseous feeling that had collected in the pit of his stomach.
"Well?" England's eyes took on a strange and ominous glint. "Where do you think I got the kidney from?"
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Anon, you win a whole internet. Use it well. ♥
reCaptcha says "Fairchild since". Since when, reCaptcha, since when?
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Although Charlie did get his kidney back... Or did he? O_o
reCaptcha says: unmanly favor. wut?
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I LOVE IT.
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I cracked up. Awesome!
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