The Mating Season
anonymous
August 4 2009, 23:42:45 UTC
"The wide eyed fawn looks frightened, startled, and unprepared as the much larger buck takes the mating position."
In wich the seme's feral and basic and the need to mate overwhelms him, and the uke has no clue whats going on.
Pairing Options.
Greece/Japan, Germany/N.Italy, Spain/S.Italy, UK/USA, Russia/USA, Latvia/Sealand, Russia/Lithuania, Austria/Hungary, Hungary/Vietnam, France/Either or both Italy's, France/USA, France/UK, China/Korea...or Belarus/Russia...Nobody shoot me, that one would mainly be for amusement.
DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!! RUSSIAxUSA
anonymous
July 29 2010, 16:38:56 UTC
Short one-shot; Nature show parody
Sorry OP, if this wasn’t exactly what you were going for, but I hope this meets some standard for smut. Also I was watching The L*on King when I got the idea to write this...I recommend listening to instrumental ‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight’ while reading. It makes it all the crackier.
Mystery-Narrator's dialogue Italicized
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Here we are at the United Nations, where several species of the rare and exotic beasts known as ‘Countries’ congregate . This strange genus, both coexisting and embattled with one another in the same ecosystem, will often fight for territory, establish packs, use, exchange or ration food and natural resources, and of course. . . . .mate with one another. Today we shall examine the last of these behaviors
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anonymous
July 29 2010, 16:43:47 UTC
YES! The Russian stag is indeed showing great interest in a confrontation with the American. Both buck and stag have butted horns in the past, but they’re resignation to peace within their adjacent hemispheres has created...shall we call it an...‘ecological balance’ betwixt the two, despite long lasting rivalries.
Ivan slipped through the door, squatting down low beneath the hovering sheets of swirling white steam. Low on stealthy knee and knuckled fist, he finally spotted those warm, peach-flesh calves, sprinkled with fine blond hairs. He tensed when those legs suddenly buckled, as America bent to retrieve the fallen bar of soap that had slipped from his grip (“Hey, come back here, you slippery lil’ guy!”). Russia felt the glaze of fine sweat pearl on his skin, not only worrying he’d be caught, but equally torn between the element of surprise versus taking advantage of such a...vulnerable scenario.
See how the Russian stag gently glides through his surroundings, stalking his target. This particular Slavic country acts upon such
( ... )
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anonymous
July 29 2010, 16:47:41 UTC
Ivan noted that (as the wind once knocked from his chest returned, that, despite the luke-warmness of the puddle below) with he and Alfred entwined, every scant inch of their too-hot flesh plastered together like stucco. America wriggled with a gusto at this.
“I’ll think I’ll do the screwing around here, biii-otch.” he simpered toothily, rutting himself against the muscled leg clenched between his own. Without breaking his stare from the other searing into his, Alfred then smeared his tongue and lips against Ivan’s stomach. The man’s muscles were gently plush with a layer of dwindling winter weight, yet beneath were wrought in firm iron
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anonymous
July 29 2010, 16:49:36 UTC
Ivan, none too great a fan of rebellion, or having his hair torn at, paused from his work to shove Alfred back once more into the wall. He would have taken a big crunchy bite of the American’s jugular, just to show him who was in charge, but the shrill squeak the youth’s rump made sliding along the linoleum floor, made Russia giggle
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anonymous
July 29 2010, 16:51:40 UTC
And so, yet another cultural exchange between these fine specimens has FINALLY begun!His rows of indented teeth seemed to smirk up at him, as he fingered at America’s puckered little entrance, plunging only so deep. Despite the meek complaining the younger made into his well gnawed knuckles (“C’moooon...th’water’s gettin’ cold...”) Russia penetrated no further than those tight inner walls. And without any further preparation or warning, he lined his well-engorged organ up against that tantalizing (“Loose enough.”) entrance and pressed inside
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FFFFFFF WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
anonymous
July 29 2010, 17:22:08 UTC
I didn't know I wanted this so bad until I had it! <3333 Anon you have my undying love, first born and all the internets you want. Ffffff words can't describe. Nnng.
The Russian has flawlessly subdued his target into a trance, without having to resort to the most fail-safe tactic in mating with an American buck. The allure of a European accent That? Favorite part. I love you I love you I love you. A-and I would really like to see all of the other documentaries that Liechtenstein did! A lot. *_* Canada/Prussia? Germany/N. Italy? Anyone/Anyone?
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anonymous
July 29 2010, 17:52:19 UTC
You have satisfied a craving so strong I didn't know it existed. Please, please I beg of you (on brusied, bended knees) to write Lichenstein's other "nature programs". Please! There is so much potential *stares dreamily off into space while thinking of FRUK, Ger/Ita...
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anonymous
July 29 2010, 17:52:39 UTC
oh my god, hilarious! This was amazing! And Liechtenstein was definitely a surprise, although seeing as Hungary is pretty close to her geographically... not so much. Anyway, awesome! All of it was my favorite part!
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anonymous
July 30 2010, 05:23:38 UTC
Nosebleeds on keyboard* FUCKKKKK You just gave me a new kink nosebleeds more.
That was mfff and the way she made it sound like they've had more of these encounters...damn curious now. And the USUK in there??ffff can't think of him as seme sorry America ^^; so it UKUS then hehe.
I <3 your notes heheh and ya I noticed it and loved that greeeeeatly god make another nosebleeds more.
In wich the seme's feral and basic and the need to mate overwhelms him, and the uke has no clue whats going on.
Pairing Options.
Greece/Japan, Germany/N.Italy, Spain/S.Italy, UK/USA, Russia/USA, Latvia/Sealand, Russia/Lithuania, Austria/Hungary, Hungary/Vietnam, France/Either or both Italy's, France/USA, France/UK, China/Korea...or Belarus/Russia...Nobody shoot me, that one would mainly be for amusement.
Any pairing appreciated.
Who ever fills this gets a cookie...
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Sorry OP, if this wasn’t exactly what you were going for, but I hope this meets some standard for smut. Also I was watching The L*on King when I got the idea to write this...I recommend listening to instrumental ‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight’ while reading. It makes it all the crackier.
Mystery-Narrator's dialogue Italicized
*-*-*-*-*
Here we are at the United Nations, where several species of the rare and exotic beasts known as ‘Countries’ congregate . This strange genus, both coexisting and embattled with one another in the same ecosystem, will often fight for territory, establish packs, use, exchange or ration food and natural resources, and of course. . . . .mate with one another. Today we shall examine the last of these behaviors ( ... )
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Ivan slipped through the door, squatting down low beneath the hovering sheets of swirling white steam. Low on stealthy knee and knuckled fist, he finally spotted those warm, peach-flesh calves, sprinkled with fine blond hairs. He tensed when those legs suddenly buckled, as America bent to retrieve the fallen bar of soap that had slipped from his grip (“Hey, come back here, you slippery lil’ guy!”). Russia felt the glaze of fine sweat pearl on his skin, not only worrying he’d be caught, but equally torn between the element of surprise versus taking advantage of such a...vulnerable scenario.
See how the Russian stag gently glides through his surroundings, stalking his target. This particular Slavic country acts upon such ( ... )
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“I’ll think I’ll do the screwing around here, biii-otch.” he simpered toothily, rutting himself against the muscled leg clenched between his own. Without breaking his stare from the other searing into his, Alfred then smeared his tongue and lips against Ivan’s stomach. The man’s muscles were gently plush with a layer of dwindling winter weight, yet beneath were wrought in firm iron ( ... )
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The Russian has flawlessly subdued his target into a trance, without having to resort to the most fail-safe tactic in mating with an American buck. The allure of a European accent
That? Favorite part. I love you I love you I love you. A-and I would really like to see all of the other documentaries that Liechtenstein did! A lot. *_* Canada/Prussia? Germany/N. Italy? Anyone/Anyone?
ReCaptcha: "they protrude" W-what protrudes, captcha? Erections?
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This was hilarious. I would die for more. X3
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"Surprise Liechtenstein"? Is like "Surprise buttsex"?
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Omg anon. OMG.
This...just...OMG.
♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
-bookmarks-
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-rolling on the ground laughing-
Sadly enough I thought it was England at first and that France would catch him doing something naughty while making that documentary.
XD lawl you are my hero!
You had me at the title. XD
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That was mfff and the way she made it sound like they've had more of these encounters...damn curious now. And the USUK in there??ffff can't think of him as seme sorry America ^^; so it UKUS then hehe.
I <3 your notes heheh and ya I noticed it and loved that greeeeeatly god make another nosebleeds more.
jerking mildly ...only mildly captcha? really?
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I love you, and if youu never write anything as amazingly awesome as this again, the world might just implode from the loss of awesomeness.
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