The Tsundere - a special species.
anonymous
August 6 2009, 09:28:43 UTC
This anon would like to see a documentary-style narrative about a tsundere character covering but not limited to childhood, mating, packs, hunting, etc. Anon would love you forever if the tsundere character in question is Romano and Spain/Romano is involved somehow.
Bonus: The tsundere character punches the narrator (America, Prussia or someone else who likes to make fun of people) in the end.
A Study of the Vicious Tsundere [1/?]
anonymous
August 7 2009, 03:10:32 UTC
The tsundere; a mysterious creature indeed.
The camera pans to the left, zooms in on the red-headed subject, zooms out again because it's too close. The subject pays no mind to it, far too enamoured with a large clump of red in its hand. It adjusts its place on the bench it sits on as it examines the fruit.
Even more mysterious is this one here, a rare subspecies referred to as the Italian tsundere. The Italian tsundere is to an English tsundere as an African bee is to a European one -- far more aggressive, far more dangerous. It looks like it's about to eat its usual meal, which usually consists of pasta and these weird things... I think they're called vegetables. Especially that red one. I wouldn't really know. This one appears to be settling for just one... tomato, I think they're called, this time. I'll try to get a closer look so we can see the ravenous way it devours it as if it didn't eat one ten minutes ago. What a glutton.Some fumbling. Rapid chewing is heard behind the camera, followed by some quick, empty slurps. The
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A Study of the Vicious Tsundere [2/?]
anonymous
August 8 2009, 02:45:24 UTC
Aaaaaand we're back! Let's see how our lovebirds are coming along. I had some tech geek install a hidden camera inside the Italian's den a few hours ago so we can properly milk observe this ritual.
The screen cuts to a blurry view. The camera is likely near the roof because it's tilted down toward the carpet.
Ahha! See, here we are in its main room. It's like the bedroom but not really because it's a tsundere. Oh, here they come.
It zooms in toward the doorway, where two figures fumble inside the bedroom, far too busy with their conjoined faces to notice the camera. Strange, muffled noises escape the tsundere's throat.
This is one of the more mysterious mating rituals known to man. The tsundere appears to be enjoying itself, but just you wait and see. Any moment now, the unsuspecting Spaniard is gonna try to speed up the process, but then the tsundere'll suddenly get all huffy and order him out.Sure enough, said unsuspecting Spaniard leads the other toward the bed, occasionally tugging on the other's clothing. Its hand wanders
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Re: A Study of the Vicious Tsundere [2/?]
anonymous
August 8 2009, 03:59:43 UTC
Pffffft. S-so funny, author!anon!
How about some fave lines? Sure, why not...
A slap resounds through the room. Ohho! Didja see that? I totally called that, man.
The subject's tears come to a halt as it realizes that it's gone an entire fifteen minutes without pasta. It whistles a happy tune as it walks to the kitchen.
It's way interesting, so why don't you put that remote down now? The viewer complies for some reason.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. WHY SO AWESOME. I loved the inclusion of Estonia as the tech geek. You write the -ahem- Narrator very well. This is comic genius. Never stop writing, anon.
A Study of the Vicious Tsundere [3/?]
anonymous
August 8 2009, 16:50:06 UTC
The camera jerks left and right around a central plaza before settling on the all-too-familiar subject. Around it, many other redheads appear to be chatting excitedly about something or other, making the tsundere look quite a bit of a black sheep since it's the only one frowning.
Welcome back! Welp, while you were out, this is quite a rare occasion. Tsundere are usually pretty anti-social, but this tsundere, being an Italian tsundere, was dragged out of its grumpy solitude by its "brother" (this is a tsundere, so a better term would be "constant source of anger/despair") to chatter in a pack of -- you guessed it -- Italians. Of all species, too. Just look at its interaction. Italian tsundere are rare, so it has little in common with its peers--
Some rowdier, idiotic Italians (that clearly don't care for their lives) shove the subject around even as the frown on its face begins to morph into an expression of incomprehensible rage. The one identified as the tsundere's "brother" stops chattering about pasta (or whatever the hell it is
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Re: A Study of the Vicious Tsundere [3/?]
anonymous
August 8 2009, 17:46:52 UTC
Ah, thank you, OP. ;w; I'm so glad you (and a few others as well, it looks like -- thanks x10 to them as well) like it.
Err, is there anything else you'd like to see from this story? I know how to end this, but I've run out of ideas. So if there's nothing else, the next part will be the last. (Other anons who see this are free to suggest as well, I guess, if nobody minds the ending being delayed.)
Re: A Study of the Vicious Tsundere [3/?]
anonymous
August 8 2009, 20:11:19 UTC
Hum, you've already covered most of it. Perhaps physical examination of such things as teeth, having an extra stomach for pasta (no evidence because tsundere's are too hard to catch), strong legs to run away fast, a secret strength to fend off the tsundere's love interest? I already think it's perfect though~
Anon would love you forever if the tsundere character in question is Romano and Spain/Romano is involved somehow.
Bonus: The tsundere character punches the narrator (America, Prussia or someone else who likes to make fun of people) in the end.
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The camera pans to the left, zooms in on the red-headed subject, zooms out again because it's too close. The subject pays no mind to it, far too enamoured with a large clump of red in its hand. It adjusts its place on the bench it sits on as it examines the fruit.
Even more mysterious is this one here, a rare subspecies referred to as the Italian tsundere. The Italian tsundere is to an English tsundere as an African bee is to a European one -- far more aggressive, far more dangerous. It looks like it's about to eat its usual meal, which usually consists of pasta and these weird things... I think they're called vegetables. Especially that red one. I wouldn't really know. This one appears to be settling for just one... tomato, I think they're called, this time. I'll try to get a closer look so we can see the ravenous way it devours it as if it didn't eat one ten minutes ago. What a glutton.Some fumbling. Rapid chewing is heard behind the camera, followed by some quick, empty slurps. The ( ... )
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it would've killed me like whoa. Death by tsundere is not a pleasant way to die, kids at home.
Fabulous! I look forward to more!
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Ah~ Can't wait till your next update!
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The screen cuts to a blurry view. The camera is likely near the roof because it's tilted down toward the carpet.
Ahha! See, here we are in its main room. It's like the bedroom but not really because it's a tsundere. Oh, here they come.
It zooms in toward the doorway, where two figures fumble inside the bedroom, far too busy with their conjoined faces to notice the camera. Strange, muffled noises escape the tsundere's throat.
This is one of the more mysterious mating rituals known to man. The tsundere appears to be enjoying itself, but just you wait and see. Any moment now, the unsuspecting Spaniard is gonna try to speed up the process, but then the tsundere'll suddenly get all huffy and order him out.Sure enough, said unsuspecting Spaniard leads the other toward the bed, occasionally tugging on the other's clothing. Its hand wanders ( ... )
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Though I have the impression I'm supposed to be terrified, this just made me really want to hug Romano. XD
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How about some fave lines? Sure, why not...
A slap resounds through the room.
Ohho! Didja see that? I totally called that, man.
The subject's tears come to a halt as it realizes that it's gone an entire fifteen minutes without pasta. It whistles a happy tune as it walks to the kitchen.
It's way interesting, so why don't you put that remote down now?
The viewer complies for some reason.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. WHY SO AWESOME. I loved the inclusion of Estonia as the tech geek. You write the -ahem- Narrator very well.
This is comic genius. Never stop writing, anon.
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epically awesome.
Seriously, I'll give you my first born.
Eduard as the tech geek, a-and the childhood, so cute! Tsundere pups!
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Freaking love the narration. Lol, Eduard as the tech geek... 8D
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Welcome back! Welp, while you were out, this is quite a rare occasion. Tsundere are usually pretty anti-social, but this tsundere, being an Italian tsundere, was dragged out of its grumpy solitude by its "brother" (this is a tsundere, so a better term would be "constant source of anger/despair") to chatter in a pack of -- you guessed it -- Italians. Of all species, too. Just look at its interaction. Italian tsundere are rare, so it has little in common with its peers--
Some rowdier, idiotic Italians (that clearly don't care for their lives) shove the subject around even as the frown on its face begins to morph into an expression of incomprehensible rage. The one identified as the tsundere's "brother" stops chattering about pasta (or whatever the hell it is ( ... )
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This is so absolutely perfect.
LATVIAAAAAAAAAAA *flails around*
(OP by the way)
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Err, is there anything else you'd like to see from this story? I know how to end this, but I've run out of ideas. So if there's nothing else, the next part will be the last. (Other anons who see this are free to suggest as well, I guess, if nobody minds the ending being delayed.)
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I already think it's perfect though~
Bonus for groping during the physical examination
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Might get the next part tonight, but if not, definitely some time tomorrow. Any other anons can still suggest if they like, assuming OP doesn't mind
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Imagining it all in my head is just so damn hilarious~~~~~~~
Anon, much love to you! <3333333333
Definitely need the tsundere finding them out and chasing the narrator/producer. 8D
OP has mentioned what I'd mostly in mind already... Oh yea, sleep pattern! Siesta!!! >D
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