The concept of "wuv" confuses and infuriates us!
anonymous
August 10 2009, 21:17:14 UTC
Out of boredom, I was watching some old episodes of Futurama. And luckily enough, "Love and Rocket" comes on, which has one of my favorite scenes in it. It's between two aliens: Lrrr, ruler of Omicron Persei 8, and his wife, Ndnd. They are talking about Sweethearts/Conversation hearts (the small heart-shaped candies with things like 'U R 2 Cute', etc.):
Lrrr: "Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!" Ndnd: "And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?" Lrrr: "Surely it says 'love'." Ndnd: "No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!" Lrrr: "This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!" Link: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV03/I want a funny fic of an overprotective Tony the alien sabotaging Country A's romantic efforts towards America. Earth Nation vs. Alien, going head to head! And America is completely oblivious to Tony's schemes and the romantic intent behind Country A's actions
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Love's Labours Lost in Space (1/??)
anonymous
August 11 2009, 15:23:24 UTC
[Anon!Author would like to point out this is her first time doing this. D: I tried.]
Tony hates a lot of things about Earth.
He hates the shitty food they have (Especially food from England...fucking limey has no sense of taste, how could Al stand to eat that shit at one time?). He hates the ways that people act together (Makes not fucking sense, Men don't come from Mars, women don't come from Venus, he'd know if they did. Why can't they just fucking get along?). He hates how humans view aliens (Just because he looks like a little green man with big eyes doesn't mean they all do, read a fucking book you morons!).
But Tony hates England most of all. Bastard. Trying to steal his Al away from him, how dare he? Who does he think he is
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Love's Labours Lost in Space (2/3)
anonymous
August 11 2009, 16:23:25 UTC
He started small, little things to piss off England and ruin his relationship with Al.
Sending him anonymous threatening letters, warning him off. I know what you're doing. End it or face destruction. And similar things along the same vein, in drippy red ink made to look like blood. (Tony wouldn't use his own blood, of course, because that would just be fucking insane.)
England ignored them. He was either very brave or very stupid. Probably stupid.
(In reality, Arthur ignored the threats because he was so used to getting death threats that they just didn't bother him anymore. Also, the ink made them difficult to read.)
When that didn't work, Tony moved up to more....extreme measures.
(Which, considering he hardly ever left the house, was rather difficult.)
Sending him chocolates laced with laxatives, using Al's name. All that did was make him sick and angry. Damn.
Throwing rotten eggs at his house....rotten ostrich eggs. All that did was make him angry and covered with goo (Which Al ended up liking, so that DEFINITELY didn't
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The Op : The unicorn head in the mail! XD
anonymous
August 14 2009, 01:56:08 UTC
Poor Tony. You know he would have fired some kind of ray gun at England to get rid of him, if only Alfed didn't like him so much.
OH NOES, the poor brain slug! And LOL on the unicorn head! It probably scared Arthur more than even that Halloween strip with receptionist-from-hell!Russia. Notes written in blood, spiked sweets, being pelted with eggs - no probs for England. Decapitation of a plushie unicorn? That's just sick!
You have to sympathize with Tony though. Losing your best friend is tough. To a limey that you hate who uses "wuv"? Must be even worse.
You've had Slurm before? Lucky. Awesome song? The Robot Devil performs many awesome songs, even on fiddles made of gold and holophones. I'm sure he and Austria might get along splendidly.
Thanks for the awesome fic, writer!anon. It was fantastic to read.
She'll be riding six white horses when she comes
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Hey BB....wanna destroy all humans?
anonymous
August 14 2009, 13:32:22 UTC
:D Oh, I'm glad you liked it. Slurm is good, if you ever find it, grab some.
...great, now I see some sort of weird crossover where the Robot Devil and Austria get together on weekends to preform awesome music. Prussia can come too.
Lrrr: "Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!"
Ndnd: "And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?"
Lrrr: "Surely it says 'love'."
Ndnd: "No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!"
Lrrr: "This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"
Link: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Multimedia/EpisodeSounds/4ACV03/I want a funny fic of an overprotective Tony the alien sabotaging Country A's romantic efforts towards America. Earth Nation vs. Alien, going head to head! And America is completely oblivious to Tony's schemes and the romantic intent behind Country A's actions ( ... )
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Tony hates a lot of things about Earth.
He hates the shitty food they have (Especially food from England...fucking limey has no sense of taste, how could Al stand to eat that shit at one time?).
He hates the ways that people act together (Makes not fucking sense, Men don't come from Mars, women don't come from Venus, he'd know if they did. Why can't they just fucking get along?).
He hates how humans view aliens (Just because he looks like a little green man with big eyes doesn't mean they all do, read a fucking book you morons!).
But Tony hates England most of all.
Bastard.
Trying to steal his Al away from him, how dare he? Who does he think he is ( ... )
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"Wuv" the most corniest word in the dictionary.
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Sending him anonymous threatening letters, warning him off. I know what you're doing. End it or face destruction. And similar things along the same vein, in drippy red ink made to look like blood.
(Tony wouldn't use his own blood, of course, because that would just be fucking insane.)
England ignored them. He was either very brave or very stupid. Probably stupid.
(In reality, Arthur ignored the threats because he was so used to getting death threats that they just didn't bother him anymore. Also, the ink made them difficult to read.)
When that didn't work, Tony moved up to more....extreme measures.
(Which, considering he hardly ever left the house, was rather difficult.)
Sending him chocolates laced with laxatives, using Al's name. All that did was make him sick and angry. Damn.
Throwing rotten eggs at his house....rotten ostrich eggs. All that did was make him angry and covered with goo (Which Al ended up liking, so that DEFINITELY didn't ( ... )
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AHAHAHA BRAIN SLUG!
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OH NOES, the poor brain slug! And LOL on the unicorn head! It probably scared Arthur more than even that Halloween strip with receptionist-from-hell!Russia. Notes written in blood, spiked sweets, being pelted with eggs - no probs for England. Decapitation of a plushie unicorn? That's just sick!
You have to sympathize with Tony though. Losing your best friend is tough. To a limey that you hate who uses "wuv"? Must be even worse.
You've had Slurm before? Lucky. Awesome song? The Robot Devil performs many awesome songs, even on fiddles made of gold and holophones. I'm sure he and Austria might get along splendidly.
Thanks for the awesome fic, writer!anon. It was fantastic to read.
She'll be riding six white horses when she comes ( ... )
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...great, now I see some sort of weird crossover where the Robot Devil and Austria get together on weekends to preform awesome music. Prussia can come too.
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