AmericaxRussia, mad declarations of love
anonymous
August 17 2009, 01:05:10 UTC
America and Russia have been having super-sekrit skanky hatesex for awhile now. America has an epiphany that he's falling in love with Russia, and decides to reveal his feelings in the LOUDEST, most HEROIC way possible: by interrupting Germany's speech at the World Conference to spontaneously declare his ~~~LOVE FOR RUSSIA~~~ in front of everyone.
Everyone starts laughing uncomfortably, except for Russia, who storms out. America chases after him, only to find that Russia is furious because he thinks this is some sort of sick joke. Now America has to convince him that his feelings are real.
BONUS if they have furious, rough sex with Russia demanding to hear America's 'real motives' ("Did your boss tell you to say these things?!") the entire time. BONUS +1 if America just keeps telling him "I love you" during the sex. BONUS to INFINITY if they're making so much noise that England desperately tries to mount a rescue mission because he thinks Russia is killing America, all while Germany demands order from the chaos of the conference.
Everyone starts laughing uncomfortably, except for Russia, who storms out. America chases after him, only to find that Russia is furious because he thinks this is some sort of sick joke. Now America has to convince him that his feelings are real.
BONUS if they have furious, rough sex with Russia demanding to hear America's 'real motives' ("Did your boss tell you to say these things?!") the entire time.
BONUS +1 if America just keeps telling him "I love you" during the sex.
BONUS to INFINITY if they're making so much noise that England desperately tries to mount a rescue mission because he thinks Russia is killing America, all while Germany demands order from the chaos of the conference.
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