Level 1 Wanker [1/1]
anonymous
August 21 2009, 04:56:11 UTC
Alfred should have listened to Americans For Purity, that wonderful, good, Christian organization which was always trying to bring the truth to the people. But, his boss always scoffed at them and, admittedly, a lot of what they said was hard to swallow, but ...
In the end, they were right. By God, they were right, and as soon as Alfred could find the phone, he was going to give them government funding so they could spread the word about this, this non-legend and he still couldn't see and he should have never taken up Arthur's challenge to do that marathon (and he still won, that stupid, smug bastard), but still-
"I can't believe I actually went blind from masturbating!!"
Alfred could practically hear Arthur rolling his eyes (although he wasn't sure how that was possible) before something hit his head and dropped to the floor.
"Just take a zinc tablet and shut the bloody hell up!" Arthur yelled, obviously fed up with Alfred's whining. "Newbies, they're all hopeless."
In the end, they were right. By God, they were right, and as soon as Alfred could find the phone, he was going to give them government funding so they could spread the word about this, this non-legend and he still couldn't see and he should have never taken up Arthur's challenge to do that marathon (and he still won, that stupid, smug bastard), but still-
"I can't believe I actually went blind from masturbating!!"
Alfred could practically hear Arthur rolling his eyes (although he wasn't sure how that was possible) before something hit his head and dropped to the floor.
"Just take a zinc tablet and shut the bloody hell up!" Arthur yelled, obviously fed up with Alfred's whining. "Newbies, they're all hopeless."
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Did I mention how amazingly clever this fill was?
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I'm glad you enjoyed the fill and thank you for the comment, it really made my day! 8Da
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