The Motherland gets knocked up
anonymous
September 25 2009, 13:46:09 UTC
America and Russia have been together (and fucking like rabbits) for some time now, when Russia starts to show all the usual signs of being pregnant. America buys him a pregnancy test as a joke and lo and behold, it comes back positive.
Anon would love to see them going through the pregnancy together, with Russia having the worse of the symptoms (morning sickness, has to pee all the time, mood swings even worse than normal, etc.)
Bonus: Once America gets over the shock, he decides that he and Russia need to get hitched for the sake of their baby Bonus 2: They try to keep it a secret from the other countries, but Russia's bizarre behavior gives it away (how else to explain him eating pickles and ice cream at the world meeting, running off to the bathroom every five minutes and bursting into tears when someone mentioned that his stomach looked big?)
Anon would love to see them going through the pregnancy together, with Russia having the worse of the symptoms (morning sickness, has to pee all the time, mood swings even worse than normal, etc.)
Bonus: Once America gets over the shock, he decides that he and Russia need to get hitched for the sake of their baby
Bonus 2: They try to keep it a secret from the other countries, but Russia's bizarre behavior gives it away (how else to explain him eating pickles and ice cream at the world meeting, running off to the bathroom every five minutes and bursting into tears when someone mentioned that his stomach looked big?)
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I mean, poor Russia.
But still, BWAH all the same. I'm so glad this is getting filled! ♥
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But why is it closed? T.T
I want the next part! It´s such a great idea.
Russia !!!! X3333
Would be so funny^^
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