Hero Down Under
anonymous
September 26 2009, 23:51:06 UTC
Up, high in the sky, he flies. Because, you know, he’s a hero and heroes can do that. His cape flutters majestically over the wind and his red Speedo contrasts nicely with his blue spandex suit. A suit so tight, it shows off every jerk and ripple in America’s physic
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America has a dream where he is Superman!
Unfortunately, Russia as Lex Luthor shows up with Kryptonite, and things take a turn for the worse. Or better, depending on your opinions on buttsex.
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that was hot.
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