Face-palm moment #2173 [1/2]
anonymous
October 17 2009, 18:33:20 UTC
Russia frowned down at the blond Nation sitting on the sidewalk in front of his house.
America, not sensing the displeasure the other man seemed to be showing, waved with utmost enthusiasm.
"Ivan! God, took the long way, did you? You said you'd be here by two, but its already three! Dude, your place is freakin' freezing in the winter. Leaving me out here, on your sidewalk, waiting for you? Not cool, I-"
And he was very, very surprised to Ivan's pipe shoved into his face.
"Da, my apologies, Alfred. But get off my sidewalk." The American, he suspected, was in a state of shock at the brandishing of the pipe, so he added, "Now."
Alfred, being Alfred, simply narrowed his eyes in suspicion. If it were anyone else, he would have used the whole "so you own this sidewalk now, do you?" line, but seeing this was Russia, and he was in Russia... Well...
"Why?" He asked, his gloved grip on the sidewalk tightening, almost as if he expected to be physically removed by the Russian. He would expect nothing less of the guy, really.
Face-palm moment #2173 [2/2]
anonymous
October 17 2009, 18:34:28 UTC
"Ivan, listen. I am male. You know it better than anyone else. I have a penis and testicles, like you. No ovaries. So, even if it were possible that your -not yours, mind you, "your" as in a general term, so don't start on the fact if you have ovaries, I have ovaries too- ovaries might freeze when you're sitting on a cold sidewalk, which I have to say, is the most utter bullshit I've ever-"
"It is not bullshit, Alfred," Ivan interrupted, frowning down at him again. His patience for the American's idiocy was wearing thin, and above all, he did not want his partner's ovaries permanently damaged. And judging by how long he had been sitting out here, the possibility was beginning to seem very likely. "It has been proven, right here, in my country. You are a sensible person. You can see how the ovaries in your body might
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Something with this, please.
Bonus: if the nation whose ovaries are in jeopardy is a male.
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America, not sensing the displeasure the other man seemed to be showing, waved with utmost enthusiasm.
"Ivan! God, took the long way, did you? You said you'd be here by two, but its already three! Dude, your place is freakin' freezing in the winter. Leaving me out here, on your sidewalk, waiting for you? Not cool, I-"
And he was very, very surprised to Ivan's pipe shoved into his face.
"Da, my apologies, Alfred. But get off my sidewalk." The American, he suspected, was in a state of shock at the brandishing of the pipe, so he added, "Now."
Alfred, being Alfred, simply narrowed his eyes in suspicion. If it were anyone else, he would have used the whole "so you own this sidewalk now, do you?" line, but seeing this was Russia, and he was in Russia... Well...
"Why?" He asked, his gloved grip on the sidewalk tightening, almost as if he expected to be physically removed by the Russian. He would expect nothing less of the guy, really.
Maybe this ( ... )
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"It is not bullshit, Alfred," Ivan interrupted, frowning down at him again. His patience for the American's idiocy was wearing thin, and above all, he did not want his partner's ovaries permanently damaged. And judging by how long he had been sitting out here, the possibility was beginning to seem very likely. "It has been proven, right here, in my country. You are a sensible person. You can see how the ovaries in your body might ( ... )
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XD I'm sure they all consist of various antics between the Hetalia gang.
I'm sure someone like England or China would have more though, heh~
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It would be ironic if Alfred was proven wrong. *is a crack addict*
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I wonder how that would work out.
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