AMERICA RUNS ON DUNKIN
anonymous
October 18 2009, 04:39:48 UTC
I don't know what's come over me. This anon would LOVE to see something with Alfred and that slogan- maybe saying it, doing it, whatever. To his bosses, to other Nations, to his people- take your pick, authoranon!
um this took 12 seconds
anonymous
October 18 2009, 05:00:17 UTC
Sorry. Got the conversation in my head and I couldn't let it go. x);
"Okay, that's it. Would you please stop eating for ten seconds? I can't talk over all your noise!"
Alfred froze mid-bite, looking up at England with a stare far from amicable.
"So you want me to die, huh? The truth comes out!"
He picked up a cooling cup of coffee, nearly white from all the sugar, and took a loud slurp to prove some point. Arthur just sighed and started rubbing his temples.
"What are you going on about now? I just want to finish my speech without everyone asking me to yell over you. So put the donut down, Alfred."
"Look at you, acting so innocent!" He jumped to his feet and threw the half-eaten pastry right in England's face. "You know I can't stop eating Dunkin Donuts! America runs on Dunkin!"
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"Okay, that's it. Would you please stop eating for ten seconds? I can't talk over all your noise!"
Alfred froze mid-bite, looking up at England with a stare far from amicable.
"So you want me to die, huh? The truth comes out!"
He picked up a cooling cup of coffee, nearly white from all the sugar, and took a loud slurp to prove some point. Arthur just sighed and started rubbing his temples.
"What are you going on about now? I just want to finish my speech without everyone asking me to yell over you. So put the donut down, Alfred."
"Look at you, acting so innocent!" He jumped to his feet and threw the half-eaten pastry right in England's face. "You know I can't stop eating Dunkin Donuts! America runs on Dunkin!"
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That was fucking perfect. And now my craving for donuts has intensified... >.>
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