I salute you, gigantic American slut! (Yeah, I couldn't come up with any better title than this one)
anonymous
October 27 2009, 11:22:56 UTC
China is only in America's house for a visit, China reminds himself. None of America's problems are his problems, and China has problems enough of his own. He does not- not, he tells himself, need to know why America has five Russian medals hanging on his wall- moreover, five of that particular model.
Hating himself somewhat, he asks.
"Oh!" said America, and beamed, in that way he had that was a little embarrassed and very happy and slightly more embarrassed about being so very happy. "Russia gave them to me. I only just took them out again, cause- well, that's all over and down with now. He said he greatly admired my achievement!"
Yes, thinks China. That does sound like what Russia would say.
It sounds like what Russia would doAmerica is looking puzzled. "Actually, you know, I never did find out what they were for
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mother_Hero
Bonus: America has no clue of the meaning behind the medals and has someone explain it to him while he's happily hanging them on his wall.
Bonus: Why yes of course Alfred should fly off into a fit of rage.
This can end either really funny or sentimental, whatever is your liking. Bonus: Toss in Alaska.
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Hating himself somewhat, he asks.
"Oh!" said America, and beamed, in that way he had that was a little embarrassed and very happy and slightly more embarrassed about being so very happy. "Russia gave them to me. I only just took them out again, cause- well, that's all over and down with now. He said he greatly admired my achievement!"
Yes, thinks China. That does sound like what Russia would say.
It sounds like what Russia would doAmerica is looking puzzled. "Actually, you know, I never did find out what they were for ( ... )
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....And oh. Oh, America. Well-played! RUN, RUSSIA, SHE'S COMING TO GET YOU!
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The term 'achievements' made me laugh. And what made this really well written was the subtle use of suggestion without mentioning the states.
LOL Belarus the rapist for hire! YOU ROCK ANON!
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