Story: It's America's birthday, and so he decides, because he's America, that a moonbounce is an excellent addition to any party. And so America insists that his birthday present from Nation A should be sex in the moonbounce.
Bonus 1: Nation A tries to pleasure America, ignoring his own needs, because it's America's birthday and...it's a moonbounce, so naturally they're not quite sure. America will be having none of that, and insists on full sex, trying his best to make the other nation come before him. Bonus 2: America succeeds. Cue mortified-Nation A and extremely pleased with himself-America. Bonus 3: The party is still going on right outside the moonbounce.Super cracky lulz bonus: At one point, one of them gets stuck in the corner and can't get up, especially as the other won't stop moving
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Re: Because I've always wondered the logistics...
anonymous
October 20 2009, 17:35:33 UTC
Oh god, YES. ALL THE WAY. I NEED THIS.
Especially if Nation A is Russia. And those bonuses are amazing. If I could actually write sex I'd do this, but unfortunately I cannot. Please other!anons, someone do this.
Story: It's America's birthday, and so he decides, because he's America, that a moonbounce is an excellent addition to any party. And so America insists that his birthday present from Nation A should be sex in the moonbounce.
Bonus 1: Nation A tries to pleasure America, ignoring his own needs, because it's America's birthday and...it's a moonbounce, so naturally they're not quite sure. America will be having none of that, and insists on full sex, trying his best to make the other nation come before him.
Bonus 2: America succeeds. Cue mortified-Nation A and extremely pleased with himself-America.
Bonus 3: The party is still going on right outside the moonbounce.Super cracky lulz bonus: At one point, one of them gets stuck in the corner and can't get up, especially as the other won't stop moving ( ... )
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Especially if Nation A is Russia. And those bonuses are amazing. If I could actually write sex I'd do this, but unfortunately I cannot. Please other!anons, someone do this.
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BUT I CAN THIRD IT
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