Okay, here I go... Pt1
anonymous
November 7 2009, 07:14:11 UTC
"Oh he's just throwing a bitch-fit, if we dignify it with a response it'll only encourage him," Alfred said with a dismissive wave of his hand. "Seriously, it'll be like that one episode of South Park."
"I don't really watch South Park, Alfred..."
"Really? Not even the episodes you're in?" Alfred tilted his head to the side, giving him a surprised look.
"Well..."
"Heh, you saw the election one right? That was gold."
"But back to the matter at hand?"
"Psh, yeah, whatever, he'll last less than a week then he'll get tired and go home." Alfred leaned back in his chair. "He just wants attention."
"You don't think that we should even consider what to do if they're not bluffing?"
"Even if it's not a bluff, seriously, what's he gonna do? His army is this big." Alfred held out his fingers to demonstrate the size of the army in question
( ... )
The complaint, in the end, was that the Microsoft Corporation must have had smarter nerds than the Pentagon and that the fault for the loss of American sovereignty lay with the traitorous Left-Coasters and their pale, unhealthy computer programmers. With every internet-enabled device in the United States revolting, the country had been thrown into disarray. The chaos that ensued had been enough to rival the worst natural disasters in America's history and in the confusion surprise attacks from Nova Scotia and Ontario had turned the tide of what should have been an easy victory for the United States.
...
"Alfred, come out, there's more things to sign!" Matthew called, knocking on the locked door.
"No! I'm so pissed at you! I won't sign anything!"
"You don't have to sign. Mister Obama's signature is quite sufficient
( ... )
Bonus: Alfred losses because he didn't want to fight his brother, so wasn't using his full strength.
Take this any way you'd like anons!
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"I don't really watch South Park, Alfred..."
"Really? Not even the episodes you're in?" Alfred tilted his head to the side, giving him a surprised look.
"Well..."
"Heh, you saw the election one right? That was gold."
"But back to the matter at hand?"
"Psh, yeah, whatever, he'll last less than a week then he'll get tired and go home." Alfred leaned back in his chair. "He just wants attention."
"You don't think that we should even consider what to do if they're not bluffing?"
"Even if it's not a bluff, seriously, what's he gonna do? His army is this big." Alfred held out his fingers to demonstrate the size of the army in question ( ... )
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"Alfred, come out, there's more things to sign!" Matthew called, knocking on the locked door.
"No! I'm so pissed at you! I won't sign anything!"
"You don't have to sign. Mister Obama's signature is quite sufficient ( ... )
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reCaptcha: doesn't michelle. Doesn't she what, recaptcha?
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that was wonderful!! THAT WAS PRICELESS!! GO MATTHEW, SHOW ALFRED DA CANADIAN POWER!!!
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