Christmas killed Japan's parents. Really.
anonymous
November 5 2009, 23:50:24 UTC
Many years ago
around this time
a tragedy occurred
Music foreshadowing doom played.
Japan gritted his teeth knowing what was yet to come. Greece who previously was napping with a cat on his face woke up. The cat meowed and he relocated it to the top of his head.
Decorations of yuletide cheer surround the exterior of the stores in the shopping center. Fat bearded men dressed in red robes stood on the street corners ringing their bells while bellowing out, “Ho, ho, ho.”
Happy families emerged out of the store. The screen focused on the Asian family consisting of a mom, a dad, and a little boy playing with his toy robot.
The scene changed to an ominous shadow drinking expired spiked eggnog while driving a truck. The parents who were once shown smiling then get hit by this same truck. The little boy watched the scene in horror and a single tear rolled down his eye. On the back of the truck is a bumper sticker with, ‘I’m Christmas, bitch!’ written in bold. In typical fashion of his country, Japan watched the screen in stoic
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Re: Christmas killed Japan's parents. Really.
anonymous
November 6 2009, 00:41:59 UTC
...Our wedding is tomorrow morning, author!anon.
This isn't OP, but oh man, you nailed everything I love in crack. Unnecessary soundtrack! Overdramatic narrator! Greece/Japan! Oh man, this is perfect!
"When Japan was six-years old, Christmas murdered his parents, and ever since then he's been kind of weird about it."
... and, go.
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around this time
a tragedy occurred
Music foreshadowing doom played.
Japan gritted his teeth knowing what was yet to come. Greece who previously was napping with a cat on his face woke up. The cat meowed and he relocated it to the top of his head.
Decorations of yuletide cheer surround the exterior of the stores in the shopping center. Fat bearded men dressed in red robes stood on the street corners ringing their bells while bellowing out, “Ho, ho, ho.”
Happy families emerged out of the store. The screen focused on the Asian family consisting of a mom, a dad, and a little boy playing with his toy robot.
The scene changed to an ominous shadow drinking expired spiked eggnog while driving a truck. The parents who were once shown smiling then get hit by this same truck. The little boy watched the scene in horror and a single tear rolled down his eye. On the back of the truck is a bumper sticker with, ‘I’m Christmas, bitch!’ written in bold.
In typical fashion of his country, Japan watched the screen in stoic ( ... )
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This isn't OP, but oh man, you nailed everything I love in crack. Unnecessary soundtrack! Overdramatic narrator! Greece/Japan! Oh man, this is perfect!
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