Hetalia Kink meme part 8 -- CLOSED

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Bad --no, seriously they suck ass-- Trio

[anonymous]

Anon is looking for a beating, I know it, but...

...Despite their sultry reputations, anon would like to see all three members of the Bad Touch Trio "literally" Bad.
-I'm talkin' awkward, terrible, clumsy, "you sure you're not a virgin?" bad.

So Prussia, Spain or France goes out with, then makes moves on Nation X for sexings, but things get soooooo awkward, you'll wish they actually had coffee and ended it there.

Examples:
Painful handjobs (Yanking too hard)
Coming too early
Tearing expensive clothes in the heat of passion
Elbow/kneecap to the face
Drunk, puking mess

Bonus: After the deed is done and Nation X (Anyone acceptable) storms off unsatisfied, Prussia/Spain/France meet up for drinks and brag like hell.

J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

The rhythms boomed in the dance club when France locked eyes with her. Beautiful green orbs shined out, even amidst the flashing lights, and France downed his drink in one gulp. He pushed through he dancing, pulsating crowd and found her and grabbed her hips. She started, blushed, and shouted over the music, "I'm

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

NICE ONE! 8'D

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

I loved the Spain and Romano one.

Hey now, to be fair, you were flirting a lot.

Sure, Spain, sure.

xD

OP!

[anonymous]

LahahahahaOL!

Oh goodness thats some delectable crack! The first France story was perfect. Poor Belgium, hopefully he didn't leave a mess at her front door.

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

It took me a second to figure out what you were doing there...and you can probably guess what happened when I did.

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

This is beautiful oh my god

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

I am seriously convulsing in laughter over here. Oh jesus. Best fill in the world.

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

YOU JUST COMBINED TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD. I now worship you, amazing anon.

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

THIS IS A MEMORABLE FILL. I LOVE YOU AUTHOR ANON ;A; ♥
You've turned an awesome request into something unbelievably, perfectly, hilarious. XD

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

So.
Fucking.
Funny.

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

Anon was having a bad day and you made her giggle <3 This was hilarious!

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

BRB LAUGHING FOREVER. <3
This is just... *cracks up*
This is so amazing.

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

Best fuckin' fill ever.

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

YOU. I LOVE YOU. BECAUSE I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

JUST HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE YOU. <333

Re: J.I.M.P.

[anonymous]

At first I was dissapointed - I dont normally read Het. But once I started catching on, I caught myself hearing the normal singing voice instead of the voices I improvise for characters XD; this was genius.