The Diamond-Studded Path to Chavland
anonymous
November 13 2009, 01:26:01 UTC
I... don't have any words. Think what you will: I don't mean to offend, and the slang in here may well be British. If people want, I could put a kind of translation, but if you say things out loud, you can usually work things out. Hope you enjoy bruvvas!
"Ivan. Ya gotta learn to be proper badass. Like, good badass." Ivan lifted up the faucet with a hopeful look. "No. No pipes. Guns? Fine. No pipes. Actually... Pipe'll be fine, gangsta's love somemit new." Alfred rummaged in his bag for a moment, then pulled out a pile of clothes. He took a baseball cap, turned it 'the wrong way round', then shoved it on Ivan's head, to receive a stunned look. And besides, everyone knew that a baseball cap had to face backwards to look good
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wow you are awesome writernon thank you so much for filling this
This is my favorite part
"Oh yeh - ya gotta use 'fuck' loads. Like, 'Aw fuck. That music was fucking shit, and that bouncer, he were bang out of order. Fuck it, wanna get some booze?'" "Got that. Do I have to repeat that too?" "Fuck yeh!" The Russian seemed to be sighing a lot today. "Aw fuck. That music was fucking awful, and those bouncers were... were bang out of order. Wanna get some booze?' Hey Alfred. What's booze?"
Oh America you still gots lots to teach Russia in ways of the gansta
So any chance there will be a sequal to write about their adventure in Chavland?
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Hope you enjoy bruvvas!
"Ivan. Ya gotta learn to be proper badass. Like, good badass." Ivan lifted up the faucet with a hopeful look. "No. No pipes. Guns? Fine. No pipes. Actually... Pipe'll be fine, gangsta's love somemit new." Alfred rummaged in his bag for a moment, then pulled out a pile of clothes. He took a baseball cap, turned it 'the wrong way round', then shoved it on Ivan's head, to receive a stunned look. And besides, everyone knew that a baseball cap had to face backwards to look good ( ... )
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This is my favorite part
"Oh yeh - ya gotta use 'fuck' loads. Like, 'Aw fuck. That music was fucking shit, and that bouncer, he were bang out of order. Fuck it, wanna get some booze?'"
"Got that. Do I have to repeat that too?"
"Fuck yeh!" The Russian seemed to be sighing a lot today.
"Aw fuck. That music was fucking awful, and those bouncers were... were bang out of order. Wanna get some booze?' Hey Alfred. What's booze?"
Oh America you still gots lots to teach Russia in ways of the gansta
So any chance there will be a sequal to write about their adventure in Chavland?
Reply
recaptcha- tight leaving
greaaaatt recaptcha give me an awesomely sexual key when the fic isnt -_-
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also: I was thinking of these fail Russian gangsters the whole time --> (here!)
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