Naked Pancake Breakfast!
anonymous
November 12 2009, 06:45:18 UTC
So, lets see...America is upset and runs crying to his personal security blanket, his twin Canada. And Matthew just had a pretty crap-lousy day as well. How do you makes your woes vanish the North American way?
Eating pancakes in bed, topped off with pancakes, duh! How do you make that better? Nudity!! (Yea I was kinda inspired by the Hitachiin twins from Ouran High)
What makes this better for us, the fans? A nation walks in and WTF goes through the roof, while Alfred and Matthew are all 'Pfff, whatever-pass the syrup?'.
Bonus: Leave the reader/nation guessing whether there was twincest or not.
Let's Sleep Together Like When We Were Younger~[1/?]
anonymous
November 14 2009, 08:41:12 UTC
First off, Alfred would just like to mention that he did not in fact run crying to his brother when he realized that Jack actually dies in Titanic. (Maybe a little.)
He hand't really believed what all the other nations said when they insisted that yes, Jack Dawson does indeed not survive and they do not get a happy ending. But Rose.. Rose..
He just didn't understand why she wouldn't let him on that godforsaken piece of wood or whatever she was on! Her butt wasn't that big, he inwardly sobbed. And he thought she said she was never going to let go, but then she actually does let him go! And- and- waauugh!
America's grip around his younger brother grew tighter, and his sniffles increased slightly. Canada just rolled his eyes, thinking that Alfred was way too old for stuff like this. And America kept running to him, every time.
Usually, Canada didn't really mind, but his day had been made of complete shit. He'd woken up late, not had a chance to eat breakfast and was starving the whole day. His stomach had ended up growling
( ... )
Re: Let's Sleep Together Like When We Were Younger~[1/?]
anonymous
November 14 2009, 08:57:00 UTC
The idea was so brilliant, it made Matthew wonder why he hadn't thought of it in the first place! Why couldn't they take a nap? Naps made everything better! Sleep was always good!
Alfred agreed. But just as Canada was about to introduce him to the extremely comfortable guest rooms, Alfred frowned.
"Let's sleep together!"
"What!? No!" Matthew screamed in that... extremely non-screamy way of his.
Alfred hooked his arms around Matthew pleadingly, "C'monnnn! Pleaase~?"
It took about ten minutes for Alfred to convince Matthew to let him sleep in the same bed on the basis of it "being more genuine that way!""Only because you're my brother." Matthew had mumbled under his breath. But Alfred had heard, yes. Yes he did
( ... )
Let's Sleep Together Like When We Were Younger~[2/?] READCOMMENTABOVE
anonymous
November 14 2009, 08:58:26 UTC
Ahhh. Authornon is failing hard at the moment. First authornon unanons herself, and then authornon forgets to mention that the post above is actually part 2 of this, not a reply to part 1 ;-;
Let's Sleep Together Like When We Were Younger~[3/6]
anonymous
November 14 2009, 09:25:52 UTC
Part 3 bby~ /on a roll. -is dead-
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England tapped on the door twice. Again. And again. He sighed irritably, finding this whole experience completely useless. He'd come to talk to Canada, only to find that his house was... pretty damn empty.
England had almost left at this notion, but paused when he realized that there was a faint smell of freshly cooked pancakes in the air. Pancakes connected to maple syrup, and maple syrup connectd to Canada. The person he was looking for.
So, like any detective(Not really, he just had to talk to the other nation.), he followed the scent. Somehow.
And it led to this door. But no one was answering, dammit.
Oh well, forget manners. England slowly opened the door and saw--
Re: Let's Sleep Together Like When We Were Younger~[4/6]
anonymous
November 14 2009, 09:28:10 UTC
America woke to the sounds of untensils against a plate, and the smell of pancakes. Delicious, delicious pancakes. He slowly stretched, feeling the bones in his body creak with the effort. He extended his arms out above him, only to hear a small whine from Matthew.
"Allfreeeed, you almost hit me," Canada frowned. It was more of a pout, actually. America's hand had actually almost whacked the other nation in the face. Oops
( ... )
Re: Let's Sleep Together Like When We Were Younger~[5&6/6]
anonymous
November 14 2009, 09:39:00 UTC
England suddenly felt like he'd just walked into the scene of a Hallmark shooting for a Playgirl magazine of some sort.
There were two of his old colonies sitting on a bed, completely naked. Laughing Canada feeding a grinning America. Completely naked.
Completely. Naked.
Canada's head swiveled towards the door in surprise, America's head following it. England stood at the doorway, one hand still on the doorknob, and blushing bright red as if he'd just walked in on them having se--....
"A-Arthur?!" Canada said, obviously shocked at the older nation being here. There shouldn't have been any visitors, right? Right? ..Wait. Oh shoot. He had that meeting with.. England.. and.. oh he forgot!
"Oh! I'm so sorry I forgot about that meeting!"
England didn't respond, still speechless at the situation. Were two of his old colonies sleeping together? Is that why? Was it his business? But still! He'd just walked in on them naked! And they're practically brothers! Not that this was really a problem, since some of the nations were related to
( ... )
OP jumped out of the car!
anonymous
November 17 2009, 15:28:32 UTC
Sorry I'm late! And PERFECTO! Matthew was so cute (Of course all good Canadians keep the syrup handy!) and the prompt to get them to nap together was indeed necessary.
Eating pancakes in bed, topped off with pancakes, duh! How do you make that better? Nudity!! (Yea I was kinda inspired by the Hitachiin twins from Ouran High)
What makes this better for us, the fans? A nation walks in and WTF goes through the roof, while Alfred and Matthew are all 'Pfff, whatever-pass the syrup?'.
Bonus: Leave the reader/nation guessing whether there was twincest or not.
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He hand't really believed what all the other nations said when they insisted that yes, Jack Dawson does indeed not survive and they do not get a happy ending. But Rose.. Rose..
He just didn't understand why she wouldn't let him on that godforsaken piece of wood or whatever she was on! Her butt wasn't that big, he inwardly sobbed. And he thought she said she was never going to let go, but then she actually does let him go! And- and- waauugh!
America's grip around his younger brother grew tighter, and his sniffles increased slightly. Canada just rolled his eyes, thinking that Alfred was way too old for stuff like this. And America kept running to him, every time.
Usually, Canada didn't really mind, but his day had been made of complete shit. He'd woken up late, not had a chance to eat breakfast and was starving the whole day. His stomach had ended up growling ( ... )
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Alfred agreed. But just as Canada was about to introduce him to the extremely comfortable guest rooms, Alfred frowned.
"Let's sleep together!"
"What!? No!" Matthew screamed in that... extremely non-screamy way of his.
Alfred hooked his arms around Matthew pleadingly, "C'monnnn! Pleaase~?"
It took about ten minutes for Alfred to convince Matthew to let him sleep in the same bed on the basis of it "being more genuine that way!""Only because you're my brother." Matthew had mumbled under his breath. But Alfred had heard, yes. Yes he did ( ... )
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England tapped on the door twice. Again. And again. He sighed irritably, finding this whole experience completely useless. He'd come to talk to Canada, only to find that his house was... pretty damn empty.
England had almost left at this notion, but paused when he realized that there was a faint smell of freshly cooked pancakes in the air. Pancakes connected to maple syrup, and maple syrup connectd to Canada. The person he was looking for.
So, like any detective(Not really, he just had to talk to the other nation.), he followed the scent. Somehow.
And it led to this door. But no one was answering, dammit.
Oh well, forget manners. England slowly opened the door and saw--
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What did England see? 8D
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"Allfreeeed, you almost hit me," Canada frowned. It was more of a pout, actually. America's hand had actually almost whacked the other nation in the face. Oops ( ... )
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There were two of his old colonies sitting on a bed, completely naked. Laughing Canada feeding a grinning America. Completely naked.
Completely. Naked.
Canada's head swiveled towards the door in surprise, America's head following it. England stood at the doorway, one hand still on the doorknob, and blushing bright red as if he'd just walked in on them having se--....
"A-Arthur?!" Canada said, obviously shocked at the older nation being here. There shouldn't have been any visitors, right? Right? ..Wait. Oh shoot. He had that meeting with.. England.. and.. oh he forgot!
"Oh! I'm so sorry I forgot about that meeting!"
England didn't respond, still speechless at the situation. Were two of his old colonies sleeping together? Is that why? Was it his business? But still! He'd just walked in on them naked! And they're practically brothers! Not that this was really a problem, since some of the nations were related to ( ... )
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I love you and your fill writer anon!
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CURSE YOU AND YOUR HAUNTING CELINE DION MATTIE!!
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