Wildfire season strikes again, and nothing America does will cool him down. Someone, perhaps growing tired of America constantly complaining and sweating and trying to strip at every opportunity, mentions that Russia has really friggin' cold skin. Willing to try anything by this point, America finds him and demands a half-naked cuddle session. Russia, although confused, is happy to oblige, being the attention-starved heat-lover that he is.
Doesn't have to end in sex, especially since I can't see that being anything but counterproductive to the problem. Do what you want, though. <3
Heat Signature [1/2]
anonymous
June 11 2012, 12:31:35 UTC
“America, no.”
“B-but Canada. We did it all the time when we were little! C'mon!”
Canada is suddenly very glad that this conversation is happening over the phone. He can just about hear the puppy dog expression on America's face right now and even that memory is almost enough to make him cave.
“America, when we were little you would crush me (with all of your fat you hoser) and force me to help you cool down.”
“Isn't that what brothers are for? And what was that part you mumbled? I couldn't hear it.”
Canada bites his tongue swallowing back a sharp retort and passive-agressively says, “I have to take Kumakoopa to the vet. Find someone else,” and hangs up.
America slams his phone back in its cradle and it snaps in two
( ... )
Heat Signature [2/2]
anonymous
June 11 2012, 12:33:31 UTC
Russia happily hums to himself as he settles into his chair. He giggles as he remembers America lying on the floor and looking tomato-red and flustered. The Baltics shiver and try to scoot their chairs away. Hmm. Well, Germany is opening the meeting at a lower volume than usual. They probably can't hear, Russia reasons to himself.
Suddenly, the doors to the conference room bang open, and then fall off their hinges, revealing America.
“America, you dolt!” England yelps. “We have to pay for that
( ... )
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anonymous
June 12 2012, 05:02:38 UTC
Ha ha, I loved this, a!anon. Such a funny solution to a horrible natural disaster season. I think Canada is occasionally subject to these too, though, as the National Geographic special on the Americas insists a lot of northern pines need fire for their seeds. (I just found out recently that the Giant Redwoods don't even grow as well without being set on fire occasionally. Crazy nature!)
Re: Heat Signature [2/2]
anonymous
June 12 2012, 05:24:20 UTC
... *pictures (Because subject-verb agreement is serious business, kids. Your English teachers are on your ceiling watching you fap and checking your grammar. Or something!)
Wildfire season strikes again, and nothing America does will cool him down. Someone, perhaps growing tired of America constantly complaining and sweating and trying to strip at every opportunity, mentions that Russia has really friggin' cold skin. Willing to try anything by this point, America finds him and demands a half-naked cuddle session. Russia, although confused, is happy to oblige, being the attention-starved heat-lover that he is.
Doesn't have to end in sex, especially since I can't see that being anything but counterproductive to the problem. Do what you want, though. <3
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I second this!
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“B-but Canada. We did it all the time when we were little! C'mon!”
Canada is suddenly very glad that this conversation is happening over the phone. He can just about hear the puppy dog expression on America's face right now and even that memory is almost enough to make him cave.
“America, when we were little you would crush me (with all of your fat you hoser) and force me to help you cool down.”
“Isn't that what brothers are for? And what was that part you mumbled? I couldn't hear it.”
Canada bites his tongue swallowing back a sharp retort and passive-agressively says, “I have to take Kumakoopa to the vet. Find someone else,” and hangs up.
America slams his phone back in its cradle and it snaps in two ( ... )
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Suddenly, the doors to the conference room bang open, and then fall off their hinges, revealing America.
“America, you dolt!” England yelps. “We have to pay for that ( ... )
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But anyway... I really liked this. It was adorable and Russia was cute in his terrifying/insane/childish way. <3
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D:
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So your saying, my English teacher is watching me flap? \OoO/ Well... I hope they like the show~!
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